Self defense for men

[Ralphie Parker]

 

[churchmouse]

Or carve you up into a sammich.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I don't want to be a sandwich!

 

[2ndAMEND]

Is this scientifically proven ? I have a hard time gettin a sandwich made as is

 

[chezuki]

Is this scientifically proven ? I have a hard time gettin a sandwich made as is

Woman broken, return to manufacturer.

 

[BGDave]

Mad woman-check
Big knife-check
food request-check
instant St. Peter confab-check

 

[Cynical]

I guess I would be hosed either way I go. My wife could somehow find a way to burn a cold meat sandwich. I hope she never figures out my password.

 

[Ralphie Parker]

I don't want to be the one to test it