shoot'n

[Rookie]

No, I did not shoot the deputy.

 

[Fiddle]

I shot the sheriff.

was it in self defense?

 

[Rookie]

I swear it was in self defense.

 

[Hookeye]

Heard you get special writing privileges if you bought a Hi Point from Gander.

 

[Hookeye]

I let my toddlers shoot people (trendy in Merrillville).

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Harley Rider! Is that you? Nah, he was a lot better.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

well, guess I shoulda qualified me query wit in the process of be'n assualed wit a weapon or hav'n Domicile being breached....or any instance of defend'n oneself from eminent death from equal but opposite force. Not jus plugg'n for fun but wit a reasonable fear an justifiable deadly response......geez....

Heres the thing. Most people don’t want to ever have to shoot somebody. That would be a life changing traumatic event, not something we would want to share with a complete stranger on the internet. The fact you asked, then wrote another comment trying to clarify your question (as if we didn’t understand the first time) shows disrespect to people who have had to live with that fact. We carry to protect ourselves and families, not to play a real life Bruce Willis and brag about how we defended ourselves.

Nobody is going to discuss that. Just enjoy the humorous responses and let it be. There are plenty of forums with plenty of instances you can read through. I doubt you get much here.

Now, back to the jokes.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I hate you, BigRed. That was my line.

Now I gots nuttin'.

Nuttin', I tells ya!

 

[Bigtanker]

3 I can think of off the top of my head. Probably several others I don't know about.

And those 3 were with the same bullet.

 

[rvb]

just these guys.

 

[Bigtanker]

There was another thread dealing with this same subject a while back. I don't think it ended well.

 

[Itchytriggerfinger]

Where's Kuntupe14 to tell us we're all wrong for stereotyping this poor fella?

 

[CraigAPS]

Where's Kuntupe14 to tell us we're all wrong for stereotyping this poor fella?

To which stereotype is the OP conforming?

 

[chezuki]

Just a coffee today. Still haven’t had lunch either.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Just a coffee today. Still haven’t had lunch either.

Did someone ask "jeet?"

 

[Nazgul]

Where's Kuntupe14 to tell us we're all wrong for stereotyping this poor fella?

Does the OP hate Trump?

 

[Nazgul]

On purpose or by accident?

 

[Rookie]

On purpose or by accident?

Yes

 

[bwframe]

 

[Thor]

Tequila, bourbon, vodka, gin...yep shot many folks from behind the bar.