So there I was, in the park, minding my OWN DAMN BUSINESS...

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

And this darn eagle comes out of nowhere, swoops down, and tries to fly off with me.

Fortunately, I weigh a "LITTLE" over two hundred pounds, and the darn eagle dislocated both talons, and sprained his left wing.

 

[IndyDave1776]

That's what you get for wearing that sheep skin of yours!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I KNEW I was doing something wrong! Dang it!

 

[AGarbers]

Good thing it wasn't an owl. Then it would have been a fly-by hooting.

 

[Dave Doehrman]

And this darn eagle comes out of nowhere, swoops down, and tries to fly off with me.

Fortunately, I weigh a "LITTLE" over two hundred pounds, and the darn eagle dislocated both talons, and sprained his left wing.

 

[Mark 1911]

Good thing it wasn't an owl. Then it would have been a fly-by hooting.

 

[Mark 1911]

.... and the darn eagle dislocated both talons...

Hope you had a thick coat on!!

 

[catfishjn69]

Good thing it wasn't an owl. Then it would have been a fly-by hooting.

That's awesome

 

[hopper68]

I need the shirt "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap"

 

[Nazgul]

You probably violated several endangered species laws.

Don

 

[Fishersjohn48]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vWXgtJP1IPs#t=8s

 

[catfishjn69]

I need the shirt "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap"

I could be a poster child for that shirt

 

[Cpt Caveman]

Check this out. It isn't real but fooled me.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE0Q904gtMI[/ame]

 

[der720]

I had an Owl land on a branch next to my stand. It was about 30 minutes before sunrise and close enough to touch with the barrell of my gun. Armed and scared of a damned bird all at the same time.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

This thread isn't dead yet? Get a job, you guys! LOL..

Seriously, der720, I've had the same thing happen several times.

Also had a squirrel run up and down ME while on stand. That's a weird feeling the first time it happens.

I do like the owls the best, though. They can fly through the most dense woods, and never touch a limb. Awesome flyers. Swooping and swishing. The sound of those big wings beating the air on a silent autumn morning makes my hair stand on end.

 

[davebradley]

That bird had every right to eat u. U are only a human, how dare u not give yourself up to such a worthy creature. Now that bird will tell the story of the BIG one that got away.