So . . . other than the delicious, but potentially life endangering fair food, what is the allure of the fair if you don't have kids to entertain and you do not participate in 4-H competitions?
To me, big crowd = no bueno, regardless of their efforts to stymie carrying tools you might need.
In my case, it is only because the Mrs. likes to go. I do enjoy a bite or two or fifty of the delicious but not really all the good for you food, but, if given a choice, I could never go back and that would be fine.