So my girlfriend and I are leaving to go on a Caribbean cruise in a few weeks and she tells me I need to go tanning to build up a "base tan" so I don't burn. SO I tell her fine but it has to be before work because my evening and weekend are already booked solid. So I go in my work uniform and she wears her favorite pair of hello kitty pajamas since she doesn't have any other plans for the day.
So we go to the tanning place and I let her pick the bed and the level of doneness(sic) for a proper "base tan". So I get done tanning and look in the mirror and I see that I have magically been turned into double for an orange safety barrel. This is a great start the day. As we leave the tanning place she want's a Mochafrapacinnohajsdlfjaskldjfalksjd. I don't drink coffee but a doughnut or two does sound good. Off to Dunkin Donuts we go. we get to dunking donuts and mother nature makes a calling I can't refuse so I head to the mens room.
When I come back out she is yelling at some guy who is waving around a gold AK-15 talking about how this is "merica and he can do what he wants" the rest of the people in line behind this guy are just shaking there heads and a women with her five kids our hiding in a corner. My girlfriend get's her drink and spills it as she turns around because the person behind the counter forgot to put the lid on the cup correctly. she gets a couple of napkins and puts the lid on correctly then we make a beeline for the door sans my doughnuts.
So we go to the tanning place and I let her pick the bed and the level of doneness(sic) for a proper "base tan". So I get done tanning and look in the mirror and I see that I have magically been turned into double for an orange safety barrel. This is a great start the day. As we leave the tanning place she want's a Mochafrapacinnohajsdlfjaskldjfalksjd. I don't drink coffee but a doughnut or two does sound good. Off to Dunkin Donuts we go. we get to dunking donuts and mother nature makes a calling I can't refuse so I head to the mens room.
When I come back out she is yelling at some guy who is waving around a gold AK-15 talking about how this is "merica and he can do what he wants" the rest of the people in line behind this guy are just shaking there heads and a women with her five kids our hiding in a corner. My girlfriend get's her drink and spills it as she turns around because the person behind the counter forgot to put the lid on the cup correctly. she gets a couple of napkins and puts the lid on correctly then we make a beeline for the door sans my doughnuts.
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Where's the friggin purple button too???
