So, there I was, going about my business in NYC. Whatever it was, the mood struck me. I decided I was going to hold up a local business! Everything was going JUST FINE. I walked in, waved my piece and told the guy to give me all his money. The guy complied. What I was not expecting happened next. The entitled SOB throws the most wicked left hook I have ever seen, and nails me right in the nose! Can you believe that?! The news got it wrong and called me the perp, so my lawyer says I have a pretty good case for slander! Also, he thinks I should file a lawsuit for medical bills and pain and suffering from my broken nose. What say you INGO?