something fun!! what to say to a gun bragger

[rlidgard]

when someones bragging about there gun they own. what would you really like to say to them?. have fun with this one.

"who cares if you can throw your glock in mud and drop it from a chopper, you still can't hit the target for crap"y

 

[Bunnykid68]

Mines bigger

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Him "glock is some much better you can throw it on the ground---"

and thats when I cut him off to say

Me "Exactly, thats what they are good for, throwing down on the ground"


Him "but mine will hold 17 rounds, so I can shoot you, yours only holds 7"


Me "I only need 1"

This is a conversation that happened at the last 1500 between me (a 1911 owner) and a glock lover. I was just giving him a hard time for my own entertainment.

 

[hrearden]

"Why dont you just try and keep up"

 

[radar44]

Brag ; " These are really hard to find , they didn't make 'em for to long ".


" Yeah , scrapping the line was cheaper than fixing all the problems . "

 

[radar44]

Brag ; " This gun will always hold it's value , no matter what ".

" The birth of one more classified ad featuring an embarrassingly overpriced used weapon is in your near future again , aye ?"

 

[goinggreyfast]

Or, "Yeah, my wife has a gun just like that." Right stschil???

 

[handgun]

Yeah yeah.. well.. Mine isn't as fat as yours is.... Yours needs a diet!

 

[EvilBlackGun]

You are much safer to SAY it, than to write it:

"Mine's gun are sew much betterer then you'res thit eye donn't now how too discribez it." And worse.

Him "glock is some much better you can throw it on the ground---"
for my own entertainment.

 

[williamsburg]

Or, "Yeah, my wife has a gun just like that." Right stschil???

"i've had this carry piece for 5 years, its never been fired"

"never been fired? hmmm, you sure it will fire?"

"sure it will, it's a Glock"

"oh glocks never fail do they?"

 

[Goodcat]

Brag "Ya, I've got a Glock 9 at home".

"Really? I've never heard of a Glock 9. Are you sure you don't have a 17, 19 or 26?"

"No no, I have the 9."

 

[hacksawfg]

I'd rather just let my targets do the talking.

 

[goinggreyfast]

Or, "Yeah, my wife has a gun just like that." Right stschil???

Inside joke. When stschil and I met, we were talking about our EDC and I told him that I carry an XD9SC and he said, "Nice gun, that's what my wife carries." HA!

I had the opportunity to say that to someone here on INGO when he was talking about his acquisition of a S&W 442.

So that's the standing joke with us. "And now you know the rest of the story..."

 

[JetGirl]

Brag "Ya, I've got a Glock 9 at home".

"Really? I've never heard of a Glock 9. Are you sure you don't have a 17, 19 or 26?"

"No no, I have the 9."

Maybe it's really the Glock 7.

 

[rlidgard]

bragger: yeah well i carry my lcp because its easy to hide,and i can put it in my back pocket.
me: is that the only one u carry.
bragger: yeah thats all i need just in case.
me: have you ever tried drawing that thing stuck in your back pocket with your shirt over it.
bragger: no. but i know i could if i needed too.
me: well i guess. just in case theres no rocks to throw first. then u will have to dig it out. good luck buddy. lol

 

[Roscoe38]

Brag "Ya, I've got a Glock 9 at home".

"Really? I've never heard of a Glock 9. Are you sure you don't have a 17, 19 or 26?"

"No no, I have the 9."

I Saw and Heard it on Channel 8 right after the Arizona shooting...Reporter says the assailant had a "Glock 9" Must be true. "Glock 9"

I have a 17 and 19 myself.

 

[Grelber]

Well, I knew it wasn't the shooter

 

[radar44]

I know we've got a VERY TALENTED pool of smart a$$ es here on INGO

Here is a chance to have some fun !.....

.

 

[Jeremiah]

'brag' - If 1911's suck, why have they been made for over a hundred years?

THey still make SAA, and sharps rifles, doesn't mean they are better for carry/home defense.