Just wanted to share these newly released statistics on Airport screenings.
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0
Transvestites - 133
Hernia’s - 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172
Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
Breast Implants - 59,350
Natural Blondes - 3
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0
Transvestites - 133
Hernia’s - 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172
Enlarged Prostates - 8,249
Breast Implants - 59,350
Natural Blondes - 3