richardraw316
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My boss reminded me of this story a few days ago, and i figured it had been long enough, time to talk about it.
About ten years ago, i was working for papa johns as a manager. I was closing one evening when the phone started ringing. I answered to hear the frantic voice of a friend of mine, we will call him John. He was working at the store a few miles away. He asked me if i had the key to the security vcr.( vcr ha ha ha) i said yes, why? He said one of his drivers came into the store, and was showing him his brand new glock 9mm, when the gun magically went off and almost shot John. It did however hit the makeline, and killed it. which for those who do not know, these are not cheap. His next statement was "why are you laughing!?" By this point i had almost fell out of my chair.
he said he needed my key to get the tape and erase it. and now he says "Why the f##k are you still laughing!?" After i stopped which took a few minutes, i told him no you can not have my key. i then told him to call the gm and tell him what happened. this was obiously the drivers fault and not his. well he decided to go a different route. he ripped open the metal box containing the vcr. took the tape. and the took a dough tray dolly and repeatly rammed it into the makeling were the bullet hole was to make it look like the dolly did the damage.
Well the next day i get a call from corporate. they wanted to know if John owned a gun. I said no, because at that time he did not own a gun. They told me,.................. wait for it.......................... they found the bullet laying inside the makeline. all that and he didnt even take the bullet?
well he was fired. the driver who shot the makeline was not fired, as John never told who actually did it.
But dont worry, this is papa johns. nobody stays fired for long. John got his job back a few months later, and was fired yet again, for sexual harassment. if you are good boys and girls, i will tell you that story later. its even better.
About ten years ago, i was working for papa johns as a manager. I was closing one evening when the phone started ringing. I answered to hear the frantic voice of a friend of mine, we will call him John. He was working at the store a few miles away. He asked me if i had the key to the security vcr.( vcr ha ha ha) i said yes, why? He said one of his drivers came into the store, and was showing him his brand new glock 9mm, when the gun magically went off and almost shot John. It did however hit the makeline, and killed it. which for those who do not know, these are not cheap. His next statement was "why are you laughing!?" By this point i had almost fell out of my chair.
he said he needed my key to get the tape and erase it. and now he says "Why the f##k are you still laughing!?" After i stopped which took a few minutes, i told him no you can not have my key. i then told him to call the gm and tell him what happened. this was obiously the drivers fault and not his. well he decided to go a different route. he ripped open the metal box containing the vcr. took the tape. and the took a dough tray dolly and repeatly rammed it into the makeling were the bullet hole was to make it look like the dolly did the damage.
Well the next day i get a call from corporate. they wanted to know if John owned a gun. I said no, because at that time he did not own a gun. They told me,.................. wait for it.......................... they found the bullet laying inside the makeline. all that and he didnt even take the bullet?
well he was fired. the driver who shot the makeline was not fired, as John never told who actually did it.
But dont worry, this is papa johns. nobody stays fired for long. John got his job back a few months later, and was fired yet again, for sexual harassment. if you are good boys and girls, i will tell you that story later. its even better.
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