Stupid Movie quotes

[tyler34]

sweet berry wine!!!!!!

 

[rjstew317]

... and i'm all out of bubblegum.

they live? i guess i'm not the only one who saw that movie

"you ever been in the cockpit before?"

"no sir, I've never been up in a plane before"

"you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Kase]

Snowballs!?!?! I hate snowballs!!! Not the taste, just the consistency....Z-Land

 

[bobcoop06]

"License and registration, chickenf***er!"

 

[antdog/zook]

I bet only a few people get this one

me too.

 

[antdog/zook]

butch-"you alright........?"

marcellus- "im f****** far from alright!"
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"not around..............................HERE!"

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"i hope you squirrels got huts in your mouths"

"this s*** is getting aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay outta line!"

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"its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools"

 

[Mitch B]

It’s not illegal, its frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane- The Hangover

The whole movie of The Hangover is all just one big funny quote!

 

[Woo]

Don't nobody go in there 35-45 mins...somebody open a window up in here.

Everytime I in the kitchen you in the kitchen eatin up my g--damn food

 

[JohnP82]

It'd be a lot cooler if you did
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Do they speak English in what? Say what again MFer!

 

[Mitch B]

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

alright alright alriiiiight

 

[JohnP82]

alright alright alriiiiight

 

[antdog/zook]

alright alright alriiiiight

"i get older and the girls stay the same age"

 

[stephen87]

WHOO! Do NOT go in there.

 

[redneckmedic]

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!

“Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two, hard, incontrovertible facts… There is a God… And I’m not Him.”

Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.

Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?

Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.

Cole Trickle: What for?

Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other damned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

 

[AmericanBob]

there is no way, NO WAY, you could've come from my loins.

when i get home i'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth.

 

[T-rav]

Bear F(*&^% do you need assistance

 

[2cool9031]

Badges??......We don't need no.... Stinkin Badges!

 

[Suprtek]

I think this boy's cheese done fell of his cracker!

The Green Mile

For some reason, that line always busts me up!

 

[sepe]

"I do.", from any movie people get married.

 

[Aggar]

alright alright alriiiiight

Watch the leather mannn!!

You got your wood screws?
no why?
Because I'm about to blow your doors clean off!