Stupidest thing I have heard today.

[chipbennett]

But do you also have a pen? After all, they're really only powerful in conjunction.

Darn. Beat me to the punch.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Did you notice a "death-ray" app on his phone? That would be really cool. If not, pointing out that the DVR will provide valuable information to the police who are investigating his death probably wouldn't have penetrated his skull.

 

[GunSlinger]

Some ppl are just idiots! I had to load a large air compressor into a truck and one of my coworkers said "let the air out of it and it will be a lot lighter". You just can't fix stupid

Perhaps you could have just told him "nah if you fill it with helium first you can float it to the truck".