Swamp ass

[datIANguy]

Nothing worse than a case of swamp ass..... So take the toes....

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"strains"??


I think that's even worse.

sometimes. in october 2001 i had emergency spinal surgery, and needed "assistance" for a while to get things moving. one day, while wearing a t-shirt an nylon mesh gym shorts, i lost my balance and landed straight on my arse. when i got up, i had left a pattern of tiny dots on the carpet. fun times, let me tell ya.

 

[dm1986]

I'd lose the toes. Especially if I got to choose the fourth toe on each foot

 

[mbills2223]

You could only choose five times...

Why...?

 

[bradmedic04]

Why...?

Because you only have 13.5 toes.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I remember the days of searching for New Balance 4E with by dad for his wide feet. He still swears by them, though the internet has made the search easier.

Yup. 6pm.com and Hancock shoes (Wide Fit Shoes | Hitchcock Shoes) have made life much easier.

 

[Cygnus]

Dang it! I opened this thread thinking it was about attractive women from Louisiana.....maybe even a reality show.....

 

[slowG]

Lol.. Isn't too far fetched of an idea for a show

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Dang it! I opened this thread thinking it was about attractive women from Louisiana.....maybe even a reality show.....

not quite the same, but there would probably be a large overlap on a venn diagram. nsfw language
http://youtu.be/N02NE96lkFQ

 

[Mark-DuCo]

This thread reminded me of this Louis CK bit. NSFW Language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3ws08SV20

and this one, also NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIihHNkifuI

 

[Tactically Fat]

Lots of y'all need to look into and invest in some good "wicking" undies.

They work. Work well. And feel pretty darned good...ahem.

Cotton undies, of any flavor, will just ruin your day.

 

[longbeard]

Couple the wicking underwear with these, and you have a winning combination

The ultimate flatulence filtering underwear

 

[scootn103]

I laughed so hard when i saw the title , once i read it , the laughter got worse.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

I had a similar problem this weekend when I ate far too much chicken curry.

 

[bradmedic04]

Took my kids to the Planetarium in Chicago today. It's so hot inside that I had to stop off and wipe my ass. I'm gonna add powder to my EDC.

 

[mike45]

Where I'm from, swamp-ass means diarrhea. And it's really hell when combined with fire-hole.

We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps When in dire need, I have been told a self inflicted wedgie will do the trick.

 

[Roadie]

I work with a guy we call "ground hog", and he is ok with that nickname. He came up to me 4 weeks ago complaining of " issues " in the region. This has been going on for 2 yrs. Come Fri., his stance is about 3' wide. I finally got in his face and asked him if he showered every day? No! Well, you need to, and wash that spot twice. I also told him to wipe until the paper comes out white. HR has had talks with him before. I finally got his attention. I check with him regularly, and he is doing much better. Butt, I wonder, were was his mother and father 20 yrs ago.

"check with him regularly"?? How does that conversation go exactly? Hey, how's that mokey butt doin?!