Swamp ass

[bradmedic04]

I decided to take a walk this evening, and made the mistake of wearing pants that weren't sufficiently breathable. As this terrible condition set in, I wondered....

If I had to choose between losing two toes, or walking around with swamp ass everyday for the rest of my life, which would I choose?

What say you, INGO?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Wow. I sure hope you left your browser open at work and got hacked...

"body glide" is a good product

drying powder too

 

[jagee]

Depends on which toes...but I'd probably go with swamp ass. Gold Bond is a miracle worker.

 

[target64]

 

[Slawburger]

Without two toes you'll walk in a circle but at least you'll be comfortable.

Oh, and this
Gold Bond Original Strength Medicated Body Powder

 

[Brandon]

I'd lose a toe on each foot. Sitting on a bus that is not air conditioned in the summer months... just sayin'

 

[bradmedic04]

I went to Disneyworld in June last year. I'd give up a couple toes not to live like that.

 

[mbills2223]

If I could choose the toes, I would pick losing two toes over swamp ass every single time

 

[Bluejeeper]

If I could choose the toes, I would pick losing two toes over swamp ass every single time

^^^^Yup!

 

[slowG]

You have my vote for favorite thread of all time. I will bump this as often as I can remember!

 

[jd4320t]

Neither

Under Armour underwear work

 

[Magneto]

Performance Remedy™ Dry Down™ Friction-Free Powder - Jack Black | Sephora

 

[Snapdragon]

Cornstarch in a pinch.

 

[HamYankee]

I'd choose swamp-ass for sure, just because it's familiar. I'd be afraid I would regret losing the toes.

 

[Caleb]

I vote going commando....and eat bacon!

 

[rgrimm01]

Aveeno makes a nice product with "soothing oat essence and natural willowherb" and a dash of zinc oxide thrown in the mix.

Get the thick "paste" as opposed to the cream or so I've been told...

 

[yote hunter]

Should of just took your pants off and walked faster to stay warm.... lmao

 

[zoglog]

I'm in Kuwait for the next 8 months. Can't wait to experience this heat. And when we leave and I have to wear armor...

 

[Ruffnek]

Where I'm from, swamp-ass means diarrhea. And it's really hell when combined with fire-hole.

 

[CampingJosh]

Toes, especially if I get to pick. The little toe on each foot doesn't touch the ground anyway, so I'm sure I wouldn't miss them.