Taking the DHS' suggestions to defend with scissors to heart

[leftsock]

I was at the cutting range recently, and was admonished by the range officer for cutting more than one snip per second.

 

[eldirector]

Won't someone please think of the children?

The FIVE rules of scissor safety:
1) Scissors are always sharp
2) Never point your scissors at something you don't want to cut
3) Keep your fingers off the scissors until you are ready to cut
4) Know your paper, and what is beneath it
5) For the love of all things holy, DON'T RUN WITH YOUR SCISSORS

 

[Rogkin]

Scissors will now be on the list of illegal items.

 

[eldirector]

Scissors will now be on the list of illegal items.

It has already started....
Prohibited Items | Transportation Security Administration

 

[Scutter01]

The worst part is when a five year old girl walks up and takes your scissors away from you.

 

[msr]

I just feel that these new fangled scissors have no beauty, no character. Nothing feels like a pair of scssors with wood grips. I know it's an older design, but the workmanship that went into these is second to none, and my grandfatcher carried these scissors across the pacific in WWII.

I'd like a pair of those as well! Maybe I can get one with my C&R license.

 

[__Doc_]

FINALLY! A MOVEMENT I CAN GET BEHIND!

 

[Dialfluid]

I OC every day

 

[danielson]

This thread is frikin hilarious

 

[cook5oh]

I OC every day

You do have your LTCS permit right?

 

[38special]

Nobody NEEDS electric scissors.