Terrible morning

[threefiftyfour]

I went to the lake this morning to take the boat out. I had my EDC with me along with all of my other guns. I walked out onto the pier to take the cover off of the boat, leaned a little and plop! Out falls my EDC right into the deep and weedy water at the end of the dock. Not wanting to be defenseless, I went back to my Jeep and grabbed another gun.
Back on the dock, still trying to take the cover off when, plop! I did it again!
This time I had to bring a rifle due to the fact I only had two handguns. With it slung on my shoulder, I went about taking the cover off my boat again. This time the rifle was poking me and I was straining the sling, so I set it on the edge of the boat while I finished taking off the cover.
Just then a boat drives by, causing me to wave and my elbow hits the rifle knocking it into the water
At this point I grab my only shotgun as it is all I have left and start driving for the boat ramp. About half way there the engine stalls. With no paddle, I had to improvise. I used the shotgun to paddle the rest of the way to the ramp.
Just as I got to the ramp, the same darn boat drives by. As I wave to them, my last gun slips below the water, never to be seen again.
So let this be a lesson, always check your pockets for holes, never lean a rifle on a seat in a boat, and stop waving at everyone on the water.

 

[Booya]

I anecdote was entertaining I suppose, but I'll never fully understand the whole "boating accident" thing. Doesn't this theory go almost exactly against what everyone on here preaches.

 

[No2rdame]

That puts my day in perspective.

 

[Scorpsfan]

Guess my day isn't so bad after all. Thanks for the smile.

 

[actaeon277]

Guys. I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

 

[mcolford]

Im starting to wonder if the lakes have some sort of force field that pulls in weapons... So weird. Mine are at the bottom of a lake, and sadly enough I dont have any scuba gear.

 

[singlestacksig]

I anecdote was entertaining I suppose, but I'll never fully understand the whole "boating accident" thing. Doesn't this theory go almost exactly against what everyone on here preaches.

the boating accident is a joke making refrence to the Sudden rise in reports of guns being lost in Canadian boating accidents right after their gun registery went into effect..

 

[No2rdame]

the boating accident is a joke making refrence to the Sudden rise in reports of guns being lost in Canadian boating accidents right after their gun registery went into effect..

And this is what I get for not keeping up with the news a bit more.