That awkward moment when...

[JetGirl]

The sales lady/dressing room attendant in the "gun free zone" where you're in between trying on cute Fall tops doesn't knock and just keys open your door. Jeans, shoes, bra, GUN...Hello!!
"I am SOOOO sorry!!!" *backs out, shutting door as she goes...*
Oy.

 

[GNRPowdeR]

Sounds like she got more than an eye full!

 

[TopDog]

Sorry can't relate, that never happens to me.

 

[rgrimm01]

You lock the door?

Just leave it open; kinda the OC of dressing room use...

 

[metaldog]

She got nervous because she just saw ALL your guns. Right?

 

[JetGirl]

You lock the door?

They automatically lock when the door shuts, whether there's anybody in there or not. So to open it, the sales person has to key the door. They just didn't knock first.

 

[MrsGungho]

The sales lady/dressing room attendant in the "gun free zone" where you're in between trying on cute Fall tops doesn't knock and just keys open your door. Jeans, shoes, bra, GUN...Hello!!
"I am SOOOO sorry!!!" *backs out, shutting door as she goes...*
Oy.

next time embarrass her more and in your sexiest Monkey voice invite her in

 

[JetGirl]

next time embarrass her more and in your sexiest Monkey voice invite her in

Seemed like it happened so fast, I didn't even say anything at all to her. My hand just reflexively went to my gun (not to draw it, just in a "secure it" way).
She kept saying "Soooo sorry" as she retreated. I waited for SWAT for a minute... nobody showed, so I just collected the stuff I wanted and took it up to the counter. A different girl was up there, so maybe the first one was in the back calling 911...I don't know! But no real cops, mall cops, SWAT, or local representatives of authority in the name of the state showed up in any form.
Which is good... because I'm sure their bracelets weren't as sparkly and blingy as the ones I was looking at.

 

[findingZzero]

Look to the skies......

 

[churchmouse]

Is there not an occupied flag on those doors........

 

[JetGirl]

Is there not an occupied flag on those doors........

No. Well, sorta. There's a big wipe-off board on the outside of each door and they put your name on it until you're done shopping, so you can leave stuff back there if you're undecided or want to try it with a different combination of stuff. Name on the board = occupied.
She just wasn't paying attention, I think.

 

[N8RV]

JG, I hate to say the obvious, but if I don't, some other wag will.

WITHOUT PICTURES, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

 

[JetGirl]

JG, I hate to say the obvious, but if I don't, some other wag will.

WITHOUT PICTURES, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Yeah, nobody wants to see that crap.
Most people smuggle muffin tops... I am hoarding Shar Pei puppies.

 

[N8RV]

Yeah, nobody wants to see that crap.
Most people smuggle muffin tops... I am hoarding Shar Pei puppies.

Point made. Thank you for sparing us. The visual is enough. LOL

 

[JetGirl]

Thank you for sparing us.

I'm a benevolent monkey. It's what I do.

 

[Birds Away]

At least she didn't tell you that gravity had rendered your shoulder rig obsolete and you need to go to a couple of belt slides.

 

[Lost Californian]

They automatically lock when the door shuts, whether there's anybody in there or not. So to open it, the sales person has to key the door. They just didn't knock first.

You need to go back here and get reacquainted with proper no-knock entry procedures.


Lost charm, lousy creativity, lazy creature that I am.

 

[MrsGungho]

I went shopping for a bit today... I was afraid to try anything on!!

 

[JetGirl]

I went shopping for a bit today... I was afraid to try anything on!!

You should go with me. We could have covered each other. In more than one sense of the word! LOL

 

[MrsGungho]

You should go with me. We could have covered each other. In more than one sense of the word! LOL

then inviting her in would have gotten real kinky