The cashier game

[monitor51]

Bottle of Nair hair remover, toilet paper and a fifth of Jim Beam.

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

PVC pipe, 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola, and a pack of Mentos.

 

[Stschil]

PVC pipe, 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola, and a pack of Mentos.

Tame.

PVC pipe, draino, and sulphuric acid.

 

[lowriderjim]

Play Boy Magazine and Jerkins Lotion.

This is known as a GI date.

 

[rbrthenderson]

Play Boy Magazine and Jerkins Lotion.

This is known as a GI date.

Isn't it spelled Jergen's? Oh........I see what you did there......

 

[stephen87]

Rope, trash bags, and knife.

Rope, trash bags, mop.

Soccer ball, lemon lime Gatorade, antifreeze.

 

[Ted]

New York Times, Fleets enema, Toilet paper

 

[bluewraith]

Fishing pole, bacon, road map of Crawfordsville.

 

[Ted]

Cheez Wiz, String of Pearls, Plastic Bag

 

[Chris387]

On halloween:

Candy, candy bowl, sewing needles

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

big box of nerds candy, bag of colored aquarium gravel, elmer's glue

 

[starbreather]

WOW

Bottle of wine, pregnancy test, wire coat hanger..... im going to hell

you indeed need help, sinner, it did however make me laugh out loud

 

[thompal]

Hamster, duct tape, vasoline

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I would put up a site supporter membership that no Walmart employee would even notice.

And you'd be right.

Seriously: I actually DID by the combination of items I posted way up thread.
It didn't matter. I was quite disappointed, too. I know that I was HOPING for a response. Nada.

Cashiers at any large store like that, or even the huge grocery stores, don't really pay attention to WHAT is being purchased so long as it scans correctly.

-J-

 

[Stschil]

Fishing pole, bacon, road map of Crawfordsville.

Trying to catch an ATM?

 

[Stschil]

Kotex, fishing pole, and a Tent.

Any guy line with these will get a sympathy card for free.

 

[aronhubbard]

If you guys are into this game, I recommend you check out Cards Against Humanity. It's like Apples to Apples only insane. Cards Against Humanity

I played it this weekend with some buddies over drinks and it hit it out of the park.

 

[ATM]

Fishing pole, bacon, road map of Crawfordsville.

 

[1988-4551]

Turkey fryer tennis racket rat traps

 

[LegatoRedrivers]

This one is tame, but actually happened to me a couple of weeks ago.

I was going to go fishing, and make some home-made hot sauce when I got home afterwords. Went to wal-mart and bought mealworms, nightcrawlers, and hot peppers.

The gentleman at the register rung up the fishing stuff, then just stopped at looked at the bag of fresh peppers. I told him what kind of peppers they were, and he looked at me and said, "Well, the fish won't bite on those!"

Then he got a serious look on his face, kinda squinted at me, and asked, "...will they?"

I laughed and told him the peppers were for making hot sauce later, and he just said, "Ok...thought maybe you knew something I didn't!"