The CZickness XX Is it Spring yet..??

[KJQ6945]

Sports cars have never been my thing. I've only owned one vehicle that had a 4 cylinder, besides tractors.

 

[KJQ6945]

Appreciated.
By the way, I forgot to tell you good job on the vacuuming. I think I'll keep you around.

The garage has its own, dedicated vacuum cleaner. It's weird.

 

[Trigger Time]

I was driving down the road in my 911 TURBO named LIGHTNING McQEEN, when i hit 180 & I see red & blue in my rear view. Obviously some RICHARD CRANIUM hit up the emergency CALL CENTER & said there was a BANDIT on the road.
The cop drive like JOHN FORCE & dropped THORS HAMMER on my ass & the next thing I know im calling my cousin VINNY to get me out of the slammer, because im in here with dudes as big as the HULK and i look like BRUCE BANNER. Im just hoping they dont find out my real name is CARLOS SPICYWEINER. The first guy i meet is named SNOWMAN because he was busted with so much blow he's been here since '88. He even sold blow for Bill Clinton.
Showering was awkward. Some dude whistled at me and asked if my name was WILLIAM HUNG. I said, this aint your LOLLIPOP. My cheeks were so tight they squeaked, but people thought it was my shower shoes.
I met a guy they called the WIZARD. He had invented some AD BLOCKER software and was so rich he was using a SNOWSHOVEL to move his cash when the Feds caught up with him and came down like EL CONQUISTADOR on his ass. He said he ran like MICKEY MANTLE but they sent their dog named COOKIE MONSTER after him and he took a chunk of flesh out of his magic wand.
Finally they called my name 'CARLOS SPICEYWEINER'!!! OH DAMN .... to be continued .....

 

[jagee]

Sports cars have never been my thing. I've only owned one vehicle that had a 4 cylinder, besides tractors.

The mobile had a 4cyl. When I bought it I went to look at a new (to me) truck and got distracted.

 

[jagee]

I was driving down the road in my 911 TURBO named LIGHTNING McQEEN, when i hit 180 & I see red & blue in my rear view. Obviously some RICHARD CRANIUM hit up the emergency CALL CENTER & said there was a BANDIT on the road.
The cop drive like JOHN FORCE & dropped THORS HAMMER on my ass & the next thing I know im calling my cousin VINNY to get me out of the slammer, because im in here with dudes as big as the HULK and i look like BRUCE BANNER. Im just hoping they dont find out my real name is CARLOS SPICYWEINER. The first guy i meet is named SNOWMAN because he was busted with so much blow he's been here since '88. He even sold blow for Bill Clinton.
Showering was awkward. Some dude whistled at me and asked if my name was WILLIAM HUNG. I said, this aint your LOLLIPOP. My cheeks were so tight they squeaked, but people thought it was my shower shoes.
I met a guy they called the WIZARD. He had invented some AD BLOCKER software and was so rich he was using a SNOWSHOVEL to move his cash when the Feds caught up with him and came down like EL CONQUISTADOR on his ass. He said he ran like MICKEY MANTLE but they sent their dog named COOKIE MONSTER after him and he took a chunk of flesh out of his magic wand.
Finally they called my name 'CARLOS SPICEYWEINER'!!! OH DAMN .... to be continued .....

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trigger Time again.

 

[T-DOGG]

I was driving down the road in my 911 TURBO named LIGHTNING McQEEN, when i hit 180 & I see red & blue in my rear view. Obviously some RICHARD CRANIUM hit up the emergency CALL CENTER & said there was a BANDIT on the road.
The cop drive like JOHN FORCE & dropped THORS HAMMER on my ass & the next thing I know im calling my cousin VINNY to get me out of the slammer, because im in here with dudes as big as the HULK and i look like BRUCE BANNER. Im just hoping they dont find out my real name is CARLOS SPICYWEINER. The first guy i meet is named SNOWMAN because he was busted with so much blow he's been here since '88. He even sold blow for Bill Clinton.
Showering was awkward. Some dude whistled at me and asked if my name was WILLIAM HUNG. I said, this aint your LOLLIPOP. My cheeks were so tight they squeaked, but people thought it was my shower shoes.
I met a guy they called the WIZARD. He had invented some AD BLOCKER software and was so rich he was using a SNOWSHOVEL to move his cash when the Feds caught up with him and came down like EL CONQUISTADOR. He said he ran like MICKEY MANTLE but they sent their dog named COOKIE MONSTER after him and he took a chunk of flesh out of his magic wand.
Finally they called my name 'CARLOS SPICEYWEINER'!!! OH DAMN .... to be continued .....

OMG

 

[gmcttr]

So can Snow Shovel push Snowman around and will the 'joined in January' El Conquistador have patience or just be confused?

 

[mcapo]

I was driving down the road in my 911 TURBO named LIGHTNING McQEEN, when i hit 180 & I see red & blue in my rear view. Obviously some RICHARD CRANIUM hit up the emergency CALL CENTER & said there was a BANDIT on the road.
The cop drive like JOHN FORCE & dropped THORS HAMMER on my ass & the next thing I know im calling my cousin VINNY to get me out of the slammer, because im in here with dudes as big as the HULK and i look like BRUCE BANNER. Im just hoping they dont find out my real name is CARLOS SPICYWEINER. The first guy i meet is named SNOWMAN because he was busted with so much blow he's been here since '88. He even sold blow for Bill Clinton.
Showering was awkward. Some dude whistled at me and asked if my name was WILLIAM HUNG. I said, this aint your LOLLIPOP. My cheeks were so tight they squeaked, but people thought it was my shower shoes.
I met a guy they called the WIZARD. He had invented some AD BLOCKER software and was so rich he was using a SNOWSHOVEL to move his cash when the Feds caught up with him and came down like EL CONQUISTADOR on his ass. He said he ran like MICKEY MANTLE but they sent their dog named COOKIE MONSTER after him and he took a chunk of flesh out of his magic wand.
Finally they called my name 'CARLOS SPICEYWEINER'!!! OH DAMN .... to be continued .....

The ultimate sig line! That is INGO gold!!

 

[churchmouse]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trigger Time again.

I got him.

That is great.

 

[KJQ6945]

Well done Master Blaster!

 

[KJQ6945]

I got him.

That is great.

Apparently, only Mods can give rep now...

 

[Trigger Time]

Well done Master Blaster!

Carlos felt safe with the Wizard because the cookie monster had turned him into a catcher.

 

[churchmouse]

Sports cars have never been my thing. I've only owned one vehicle that had a 4 cylinder, besides tractors.

Every time I drive one I break something.

 

[Trigger Time]

Apparently, only Mods can give rep now...

Obviously a conspiracy

 

[SarahG]

I was driving down the road in my 911 TURBO named LIGHTNING McQEEN, when i hit 180 & I see red & blue in my rear view. Obviously some RICHARD CRANIUM hit up the emergency CALL CENTER & said there was a BANDIT on the road.
The cop drive like JOHN FORCE & dropped THORS HAMMER on my ass & the next thing I know im calling my cousin VINNY to get me out of the slammer, because im in here with dudes as big as the HULK and i look like BRUCE BANNER. Im just hoping they dont find out my real name is CARLOS SPICYWEINER. The first guy i meet is named SNOWMAN because he was busted with so much blow he's been here since '88. He even sold blow for Bill Clinton.
Showering was awkward. Some dude whistled at me and asked if my name was WILLIAM HUNG. I said, this aint your LOLLIPOP. My cheeks were so tight they squeaked, but people thought it was my shower shoes.
I met a guy they called the WIZARD. He had invented some AD BLOCKER software and was so rich he was using a SNOWSHOVEL to move his cash when the Feds caught up with him and came down like EL CONQUISTADOR on his ass. He said he ran like MICKEY MANTLE but they sent their dog named COOKIE MONSTER after him and he took a chunk of flesh out of his magic wand.
Finally they called my name 'CARLOS SPICEYWEINER'!!! OH DAMN .... to be continued .....

Amazing. I'm awaiting chapter two!

 

[Trigger Time]

Thanks guys. My wife asked what i was writing (had to put it on paper first) and i said you will just have to read it when im done to understand. She just shook her head and asked how someone got the name carlos spicyweiner? I said, dont ask dont tell.

 

[Trigger Time]

Amazing. I'm awaiting chapter two!

Carlos isn't

 

[Trigger Time]

I honestly dont know if ill ever have a ferrari. Even if i could buy one it would be a dumb decision but I've always wanted one. I probably wouldn't even be able to get in and out of it very well with how low they are but I would love the hell out of it.
Im young and have many years of bad decisions to go to achieve it lol.
Thats all i need is a car that costs more than my house

 

[MindfulMan]

I was driving down the road in my 911 TURBO named LIGHTNING McQEEN, when i hit 180 & I see red & blue in my rear view. Obviously some RICHARD CRANIUM hit up the emergency CALL CENTER & said there was a BANDIT on the road.
The cop drive like JOHN FORCE & dropped THORS HAMMER on my ass & the next thing I know im calling my cousin VINNY to get me out of the slammer, because im in here with dudes as big as the HULK and i look like BRUCE BANNER. Im just hoping they dont find out my real name is CARLOS SPICYWEINER. The first guy i meet is named SNOWMAN because he was busted with so much blow he's been here since '88. He even sold blow for Bill Clinton.
Showering was awkward. Some dude whistled at me and asked if my name was WILLIAM HUNG. I said, this aint your LOLLIPOP. My cheeks were so tight they squeaked, but people thought it was my shower shoes.
I met a guy they called the WIZARD. He had invented some AD BLOCKER software and was so rich he was using a SNOWSHOVEL to move his cash when the Feds caught up with him and came down like EL CONQUISTADOR on his ass. He said he ran like MICKEY MANTLE but they sent their dog named COOKIE MONSTER after him and he took a chunk of flesh out of his magic wand.
Finally they called my name 'CARLOS SPICEYWEINER'!!! OH DAMN .... to be continued .....

 

[88E30M50]

I cant ride comfy in those little cars.
You buy them by shoes size yes.....

The new ones are pretty tight inside. The old ones have a lot more room and can easily accommodate a 6 foot guy.