The Funny Pic Thread Part 13 - Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the right, Welcome to DC!

[Bigtanker]

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[2A_Tom]

One of my Dad's favorites.

On New Years Eve he would tell us, "Fill up today and eat all you can, because after today I'm not going to feed you anymore, this year."

 

[Ballstater98]

The story.

 

[Hoosierdood]

My wife is grocery shopping today.

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[nonobaddog]

When I was a kid we considered cartoons to be entertainment, not education.

 

[rob63]

Watched Road Runner... didn't blow anyone up, but did jump in puddles. Go figure!

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[HoughMade]

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I'm not saying that as a kid, I never tried to make explosives....

 

[2A_Tom]

I'm not saying that as a kid, I never tried to make explosives....

None of us did.

 

[2A_Tom]

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When I was 14, my dad bought a new level. Some time later he asked me where I had left his level I had no idea where it would be because I hadn't used it. For some reason he didn't believe me because it was usually me who lost all of his tools.

Years later my mom was remodeling the bathroom, after my dad died. She took out a wall to put in a door and what do you think she found drywalled in the wall?

 

[Biggredchev]

 

[qwerty]

 

[actaeon277]

When I was 14, my dad bought a new level. Some time later he asked me where I had left his level I had no idea where it would be because I hadn't used it. For some reason he didn't believe me because it was usually me who lost all of his tools.

Years later my mom was remodeling the bathroom, after my dad died. She took out a wall to put in a door and what do you think she found drywalled in the wall?

First crime: I took my Dad's tape measure apart to see how it worked. It DID NOT go back together.
Second crime: I took his NEW tape measure apart. Instead of his old one.

 

[Bigtanker]

True story from a few years ago

 

[04FXSTS]

 

[Ingomike]

 

[Ingomike]