The Funny Pic Thread, Part 4

[atvdave]

I love Adam's twisted sense of humor. - Imgur

This office does not condone "eliminating" any ex's or other miscreants that is all.

^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's funny...

 

[gunman41mag]

 

[SaintsNSinners]

it's pronounced diabeetus

 

[gunman41mag]

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I'll see your and raise you

 

[NyhtRyder]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[gunman41mag]

 

[Roadie]

Mine is a toss-up between "You will be hungry again in an hour.", "That wasn't chicken.", and "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"

Admittedly, I've never SEEN any of those in an actual fortune cookie....

Of course, we all know the Fortune Cookie Game: Whatever the dang thing reads, add the words, "...in bed." to the end of it, but I found one that makes that game not work:
"See if you can learn anything from the children."

For those interested: Fortune Cookie Quotes - Fortune Cookie Database

Blessings,
Bill

I had one once that said: "Still hungry? eat another Fortune Cookie!"

 

[Caleb]

I had one once that said: "Still hungry? eat another Fortune Cookie!"

So, did you?

 

[gunman41mag]

 

[atvdave]

 

[aaron580]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[atvdave]

 

[MadMan66]

 

[gunman41mag]

 

[Effingham]

Did you know that cats have an "off switch" ?

And this? THIS is how you celebrate a goal:

 

[Caleb]

 

[Jerchap2]