The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 10

[2A_Tom]

What is that?
Bing won't let me look up 'totenship'. It keeps insisting I need to know more about townships.
I was never in scouts, lived too far out in the country.

Try Toten' ****. Correction they changed it to chip for possibly obvious reasons.

https://www.scouting.org/awards/awards-central/totin-chip/

A **** is a card you used to carry it and if you did a minor safety in fraction you got a corner taken off. If you lost four corners you had to retake the class.

Even INGO thinks C H I T is a bad word

 

[daddyusmaximus]

It's based on The Witcher series... but honestly, fits our everyday knife/gun life.

When my daughter was getting tested to get in First Steps They showed her pictures of items.

"What is this?"
"A car."
"What's it used for?"
"Go places."

That sort of thing. when a picture of a knife came up...

"What's this?"
"A knife."
"What's it used for."
"To cut people's throat."


Kids say the darndest things.

Glad to say that she made it to her 3rd year of college, and hasn't stabbed anyone














yet...

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[Alamo]

When my daughter was getting tested to get in First Steps They showed her pictures of items.

"What is this?"
"A car."
"What's it used for?"
"Go places."

That sort of thing. when a picture of a knife came up...

"What's this?"
"A knife."
"What's it used for."
"To cut people's throat."


Kids say the darndest things.

Glad to say that she made it to her 3rd year of college, and hasn't stabbed anyone














yet...

If you were in the UK you and your spouse would still be in jail and your daughter in therapy.

 

[spencer rifle]

As long as he doesn't get involved in a land war in Asia...

 

[nonobaddog]

Go for Greenland!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

When my daughter was getting tested to get in First Steps They showed her pictures of items.

"What is this?"
"A car."
"What's it used for?"
"Go places."

That sort of thing. when a picture of a knife came up...

"What's this?"
"A knife."
"What's it used for."
"To cut people's throat."


Kids say the darndest things.

Glad to say that she made it to her 3rd year of college, and hasn't stabbed anyone














yet...

My son was still small enough to ride in the cart at the grocery, but old enough (in my estimation) to watch some true crime on tv. We were rolling through Kroger one time and came upon the knife display. His immediate reaction was to brighten up and say "murder weapons!" The little old lady next to us kept her eye on him as she made haste to put distance between us.

You want Australia. Put everything you can into taking those four countries first thing in the game. Let everyone else fight over the rest of the world, while you sit there piling up armies. The secret is, that's the only group or continent with only one link in/out. After a while you'll have collected enough armies to go plowing through everyone else.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[nonobaddog]

You want Australia. Put everything you can into taking those four countries first thing in the game. Let everyone else fight over the rest of the world, while you sit there piling up armies. The secret is, that's the only group or continent with only one link in/out. After a while you'll have collected enough armies to go plowing through everyone else.

But we might be able to just buy Greenland - and it's not on fire..

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[PapaScout]

As long as he doesn't get involved in a land war in Asia...

Classic blunder.

 

[printcraft]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Relationship Experts: the key is to pay attention to your partner

Kirk:

 

[dsol]

As long as he doesn't get involved in a land war in Asia...

Yes, one of the classic blunders. Don't forget the only slightly less well known: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

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[daddyusmaximus]

Seems like it...

 

[Ballstater98]