The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[Gluemanz28]

I have one of those, I am a very lucky guy....

Gloves or a wife?

 

[SEIndSAM]

Gloves or a wife?

Wife....the gloves are because they don't want grease under the fingernails...

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Wife....the gloves are because they don't want grease under the fingernails...

Remember, there will come a day when she will get half of that carbine and half the ammo.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Remember, there will come a day when she will get half of that carbine and half the ammo.

Are you not married??? She has already "claimed" all of my scoped AR and my S&W MP9......And at shoots, I just keep the mags loaded and let her go.....

 

[Hoosier8]

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Funny, my daughter, a Marine went on a date. He arrived while she was reassembling an AR-15. He was impressed.

 

[actaeon277]

Soo hot. Want to touch the hiney. Oouuww.

[video=youtube;aHrzzdr0J_M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHrzzdr0J_M[/video]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Are you not married??? She has already "claimed" all of my scoped AR and my S&W MP9......And at shoots, I just keep the mags loaded and let her go.....

I don't mean "claim". I mean shall obtain a court order and give your stuff to her new boyfriend.

 

[TB1999]

[video=youtube;aHrzzdr0J_M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHrzzdr0J_M[/video]

That's quacktastic.

 

[kenjb]

I still know a guy named Dick Peters.

Fella in my college dorm many years ago was named Peter Marks. We nicknamed him "Tracks".

 

[Timjoebillybob]

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Heck no. Do you know how hard it is to get grease out of shag carpet? How much ammo you could buy for what it would cost someone to come in and clean it?

I finally got one last year. Built it myself too. Now my 22 year old niece wants one. I'll have to see how I can help.

I'd like to have a bunch more.

Dr. Frankenstein I presume? Although I might like to meet your niece...

And polygamy is illegal in IN.

 

[Bill of Rights]

...
Dr. Frankenstein I presume?
....

That's Frahnkensteen.

 

[Gluemanz28]

Heck no. Do you know how hard it is to get grease out of shag carpet? How much ammo you could buy for what it would cost someone to come in and clean it?

I don't see any shag carpet

 

[red_zr24x4]

That's Frahnkensteen.

Is it ok that Gene Wilder said that in my head??

 

[AngryRooster]

Heck no. Do you know how hard it is to get grease out of shag carpet? How much ammo you could buy for what it would cost someone to come in and clean it?
...

So why are you hiring someone else to come in and clean that? You don't have a French maid uniform for her? She could scrub that carpet for days and it still not come clean.

Priorities. Clean carpet or...

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[williamsburg]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Today:

 

[Roadie]

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