The New Weapon: Hedgehogs!

[munky_3434]

are they de-clawed?

 

[TomN]

are they de-clawed?

Of course not! Why do you think they're DEATH GERBILS???

 

[munky_3434]

YIKES......

 

[Yamaha]

Of course not! Why do you think they're DEATH GERBILS???

I'm not so much scared of you having gerbils, more scared of where those gerbils have been and why they smell funny

 

[TomN]

I love the smell of gerbils in the morning! It smells like .......... victory!

 

[munky_3434]

I love the smell of gerbils in the morning! It smells like .......... victory!

more like KY

 

[TomN]

more like KY

KY is for wimps!

 

[munky_3434]

well, normally i use pumice soap, but i did'nt wanna freak anyone out here

 

[Benny]

Hedgehogs do rule...I used to own 2 (Norman and Stanley) and one day when the cage was a couple days past due for a cleaning, I stuck my buddies on my front porch while I finished up a paper...Less than an hour later I went outside to clean the cage they were gone!

For a rodent-like animal, they are quite intelligent if you raise them right.

 

[Pami]

An Update on the Story!

The alleged hedgehog assaulter has been fined!

Crikey! Teen assaulted with hedgehog - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com

Singalargh was convicted of common assault and offensive behavior following a defended hearing. He had pleaded innocent to the charges.

He was fined a total of $545 and ordered to pay $389 to his victim.


The more serious charge of assault with a weapon, namely a hedgehog, was dropped.

 

[munky_3434]

was a trailer mentioned in there anywhere?

 

[Benny]

was a trailer mentioned in there anywhere?

No need.

Trailer's are just assumed in these situations.

 

[munky_3434]

sadly enough the hedgehog in question had more teeth than the entire trailer court combined