The Official Status Update Thread: Part 129 - You Wouldn't Download a Car!

[SEIndSAM]

That's shady Paul

Paul doesn't count, he's a Mod......They can close threads anytime they want. Greg wins!!!

 

[ChristianPatriot]

Have you been talking to my wife again.......

 

[GregD]

Time to take a break

 

[SEIndSAM]

Time to take a break

Go bask in the glory of your win.....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I thought I smelled bacon farts.

You didn't just think it. . . You actually smelt it!!

Hello Paul
What up SD!

Howdy CT!

 

[Crbn79]

 

[chocktaw2]

Have you been talking to my wife again.......

Only for a little bit Sam.

I have grass to mow, bbl.

 

[Crbn79]

I had one of those moments at Lowes today where you actually feel your brain getting dumber from talking to someone. I had some boards cut and told the Cashier I had 2 sheets 1/2 inch OSB.

She rang it up as 23/32nds, and I told her that was the incorrect item as it was almost $5 more per sheet. I told her the price of the boards I had was $8 and some change each, not $13 each. She preceeded to tell me that 23/32nd is 1/2 inch. They don't carry 1/2 inch OSB, nor is it in their system.

So here I am, trying to be nice, my brain isn't quite understanding how her math fundamentals is so far off. I think, well heck, you guys don't have 1/2 inch OSB, so I must have brought it with me to the store, so it's free right?

Anyway, I ask her to just ring it up as 7/16th then as it's about 25 cents less per sheet rather than almost $5 more. She looks at me and says "oh, so you're changing your story now?" At this point my brain hurts, I ask her how she'd like to glue all the lumber I had cut back together and put it back on the shelf? She stops talking and rings it up as 7/16th...

 

[GregD]

Supper time

 

[chezuki]

First page!

 

[CathyInBlue]

I would totally download a car, and have a Local Motors 3D print it for me.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Evening everyone!

 

[GunSlinger]

I had one of those moments at Lowes today where you actually feel your brain getting dumber from talking to someone. I had some boards cut and told the Cashier I had 2 sheets 1/2 inch OSB.

She rang it up as 23/32nds, and I told her that was the incorrect item as it was almost $5 more per sheet. I told her the price of the boards I had was $8 and some change each, not $13 each. She preceeded to tell me that 23/32nd is 1/2 inch. They don't carry 1/2 inch OSB, nor is it in their system.

So here I am, trying to be nice, my brain isn't quite understanding how her math fundamentals is so far off. I think, well heck, you guys don't have 1/2 inch OSB, so I must have brought it with me to the store, so it's free right?

Anyway, I ask her to just ring it up as 7/16th then as it's about 25 cents less per sheet rather than almost $5 more. She looks at me and says "oh, so you're changing your story now?" At this point my brain hurts, I ask her how she'd like to glue all the lumber I had cut back together and put it back on the shelf? She stops talking and rings it up as 7/16th...

Just reading your post about her math skills made my brain hurt. Was she wearing her Mensa member decoder ring?

 

[Sylvain]

 

[SEIndSAM]

 

[SEIndSAM]

What was dinner Sylvain??? I'm looking for ideas.....

 

[PaulF]

I'm feeling saucy.

Maybe I'll lock this thread, too.

I'll have the last word in every thread tonight. And then I'll ban billz.

 

[Crbn79]

Just reading your post about her math skills made my brain hurt. Was she wearing her Mensa member decoder ring?

That whole exchange with her put my brain into reboot mode for about 2 hours. I'm still not fully recovered from it.

 

[Crbn79]

I'm feeling saucy.

Maybe I'll lock this thread, too.

I'll have the last word in every thread tonight. And then I'll ban billz.

kicking him in the junk is more fun, believe me.

 

[Sylvain]

What was dinner Sylvain??? I'm looking for ideas.....

Some chicken and rice tonight.
I will need to eat something again soon though ...

I'm feeling saucy.

Maybe I'll lock this thread, too.

I'll have the last word in every thread tonight. And then I'll ban billz.