The stupid question of the night I got yesterday at work...

[printcraft]

You should always be thinking, "what would Beards McOperator do?" Let Beards be your polestar and you will go far.

All I know is I'm in the market for a quad cab Toyota Tundra.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I had a lady in Starbucks recently tell me that police are not properly trained on how to shoot. She was of the opinion that if we encounter someone who needs to be shot, then we should shoot them in the leg and, if that doesn't work, shoot them in the balls.

You cops are such crappy shots! Oh, by the way, you should just aim for something the size of an egg and not something the size of a watermelon. That's how crappy you are.

Some people just have no filter between that thing they use to think with and their mouth.

 

[Leadeye]

One of the things I love about being around a bunch of folks with guns in a restaurant or similar place is it makes my decisions easy. I leave my gun in the car and figure just to lay down on the floor if there's trouble.

 

[Bill of Rights]

You cops are such crappy shots! Oh, by the way, you should just aim for something the size of an egg and not something the size of a watermelon. That's how crappy you are.

Some people just have no filter between that thing they use to think with and their mouth.

(The above image refers not to CIB, but to those she referenced.)

 

[bluewraith]

I warned you about watching.

I don't want to know why you know of this video, nor why you have it bookmarked for quick access. That was possibly the weirdest thing I have ever seen online, and I've hung out in some pretty rotten corners over the years.

 

[eric001]

Only Robocop is capable of making repeated crotch shots.

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**WARNING** The link above is a clip from a Robocop remake and it is VERY NSFW. In fact, you are better off not watching it. Enjoy.

OK, I got stupid/brave/whatever and watched it. After a few seconds, I figured out why it's most certainly NSFW... after about 1/3 the way through, I was chuckling...by the end I was actually laughing out loud--got some funny looks from the wife for that. It probably didn't help that I had this going through my head the whole time (just watched the Black Friday episode yesterday):
[Also NSFW!]
[video=youtube;XjzC2DRgEo4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4[/video]

 

[MCgrease08]

I don't want to know why you know of this video, nor why you have it bookmarked for quick access. That was possibly the weirdest thing I have ever seen online, and I've hung out in some pretty rotten corners over the years.

 

[CathyInBlue]

More like, "If you don't have one the first time you need it, your kids will never need it either."

 

[Bill of Rights]

Well that was uncomfortable. So carrying a gun is like wearing a bulletproof cup. If you don't have one the first time you need it, you will never need it again.

 

[cmr13]

Well that was uncomfortable. So carrying a gun is like wearing a bulletproof cup. If you don't have one the first time you need it, you will never need it again.

[video=youtube;DUz0sTL2cRo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUz0sTL2cRo[/video]

 

[churchmouse]

I had a lady in Starbucks recently tell me that police are not properly trained on how to shoot. She was of the opinion that if we encounter someone who needs to be shot, then we should shoot them in the leg and, if that doesn't work, shoot them in the balls.

The miss-information that is out there never fails to amaze and sometimes confuse. Where does this crap come from.

 

[ChristianPatriot]

When someone says that, I have to find out for myself. It's like the movie "Pink Flamingos." My mom said for years that it was just terrible, and never to watch it, but refused to elaborate. All I will say is, definitely don't watch that movie. Ever.

Don't ever watch Buffalo 66

 

[BigMatt]

Only Robocop is capable of making repeated crotch shots.

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**WARNING** The link above is a clip from a Robocop remake and it is VERY NSFW. In fact, you are better off not watching it. Enjoy.

That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

 

[findingZzero]

Please don't shoot me in the balls.

VUPDBLUE, if you ever need to shoot me, shoot me in the

1. leg
2. head
3. cojones? NO!

Btw, I've never been able to get my parachute past airport security.

 

[rhino]

To recap:

1. Some people don't understand why others choose to carry guns.
2. Some people have a misunderstanding of appropriate and effective methods of using firearms for defensive purposes.
3. Robocop has an unusually strong urge to destroy male genitalia.
4. Kirk Freeman is a poopy doodoo haid.

 

[OakRiver]

You cops are such crappy shots! Oh, by the way, you should just aim for something the size of an egg and not something the size of a watermelon. That's how crappy you are.

Some people just have no filter between that thing they use to think with and their mouth.

Cognitive dissonance is fun

 

[Samplejs]

I completely understand that.

Best explanation i have ever heard.

 

[dmarsh8]

A handgun is a lot like a parachute. If you don't have one the first time you need it, you will never need it again.

^^^ that right there is a good one^^^

 

[TiMMaY]

I had a lady in Starbucks recently tell me that police are not properly trained on how to shoot. She was of the opinion that if we encounter someone who needs to be shot, then we should shoot them in the leg and, if that doesn't work, shoot them in the balls.

I love how people think the cops can shoot the gun out of the bad guys hand or just shoot them in the leg.

 

[Tripp11]

I had a lady in Starbucks recently tell me that police are not properly trained on how to shoot. She was of the opinion that if we encounter someone who needs to be shot, then we should shoot them in the leg and, if that doesn't work, shoot them in the balls.

On the other forums I frequent (not gun forums), I think there's tons of people who think that very thing - why can't the LEO's just shoot them in the leg, or the arm, or even better - shoot the gun/knife out of their hand. These people believe EVERYTHING that is in the movies. If James Bond 007 can shoot a Sig out of the bad guy's hand with his PPK while sliding across the floor, then a common LEO should be able to do this while standing stationary.

Of course, these same people usually say things like, "Well, if I felt the need to carry a gun at a place I went to, I just wouldn't go to that place since it's not very safe if you feel the need to carry a gun."

Clueless people.