The tires were coming right at me!!!

[HoughMade]

HoughMade,
I concur with your view she wanted the money ASAP and settled way to fast.
$400,000 invested wisely could provide for a modest income for life.

I will PM you if I lose a leg at a NASCAR race and we can work up a strategy to set us up for a nice retirement!
Do you want me to save a portion of the leg and have it mounted to display in your office?

Do you even have to ask?

 

[Sigblitz]

I'm sure it would look good with a lamp shade.

 

[HoughMade]

I'm sure it would look good with a lamp shade.

I am in Hammond, after all.

I wonder if Brad69 wears fishnets.

 

[MCgrease08]

I am in Hammond, after all.

I wonder if Brad69 wears fishnets.

Ugh. What's with everyone trying to picture Brad in his unmentionables?

I just got the mental image of him in a tactical thong out of my head from a different thread. Now we're talking about him in fish nets?

 

[Dead Duck]

I thought everyone in Hammond wore fishnets.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window...NASCAR!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window...NASCAR!

I read that in the narrators voice

 

[Xrage]

In all seriousness the shooter should face charges, they're not a responsible gun owner. Shooting at a shoplifter driving away seems stupid. What if one of those shots hit an innocent bystander or killed a child?