The World Will "Probably" End This Friday!!!

[HandK]

How come I always hear about this stuff when it's to late!! no one ever tells me anything!

 

[HandK]

Oh and I Ban ATM from the rapture!!! so there!!!

 

[fullauto 45]

CRAP! Hope I'm at the 1500 by the time it starts, uh, ends.

 

[JetGirl]

Don't worry. I've got this.

See...the first nice day coming up is "Saturday". I've had two range dates canceled on me because of people not wanting to shoot in inclement weather, and I'll be danged if the world is gonna end before I get to go again.
SOOOooo....
I called up the only people I know who could get a handle on the situation and possibly override God. The United States Marine Corps.

I explained the situation and outlined my objective.
...And was told, "Toss out your calendar.

"

There ya go...they fixed it. Leave it to the pragmatic Marines.

P.S. The Air Force has ensured me they'd back it up with an air-strike if necessary.

(After lunch, of course)

You can thank me later.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Don't worry. I've got this.

See...the first nice day coming up is "Saturday". I've had two range dates canceled on me because of people not wanting to shoot in inclement weather, and I'll be danged if the world is gonna end before I get to go again.
SOOOooo....
I called up the only people I know who could get a handle on the situation and possibly override God. The United States Marine Corps.

I explained the situation and outlined my objective.
...And was told, "Toss out your calendar.

"

There ya go...they fixed it. Leave it to the pragmatic Marines.

P.S. The Air Force has ensured me they'd back it up with an air-strike if necessary.

(After lunch, of course)

You can thank me later.

I was wondering why the Marines called asking me to stop the end of the world Friday. Should have known you were involved

 

[JetGirl]

I was wondering why the Marines called asking me to stop the end of the world Friday. Should have known you were involved

Must have been a wrong number. They never ASK anything!

 

[Bunnykid68]

Must have been a wrong number. They never ASK anything!

They were very polite.Had to be the Marines.

 

[JetGirl]

They were very polite.Had to be the Marines.

Polite? Hmmm....must have been the Navy.

 

[Bunnykid68]

You're right they did not ask me, but so damn courteous.

 

[Compatriot G]

To be honest, Mr. Camping didn't predict the "end of the world". He only predicted the rapture of the church. There is a big difference. However, I'm not sure I can explain it without having a discussion on religion.

 

[printcraft]

Everyone still here?

 

[HandK]

Everyone still here?

No!!

 

[mrjarrell]

Everyone still here?

Yep. I'm thinking this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I didn't make it. Typing this from the underworld.

 

[BDBHoover]

<<< sitting next to AJG

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I told you the world was not going to end. Rhino and I each wore woof shirts.

 

[indykid]

Did I miss it???? Did I miss it???

What if the world ended and nobody noticed? And nobody cared?

 

[db1959]

Part of my ended friday. Vacuum cleaner went up in smoke then met some .40 cal love, ran out of ammo and to top it off I had to go to wallyworld. Other than that I didnt notice the day being any different than the next.

 

[Zephri]

Maybe he was predicting the end to this lovely day?

 

[JetGirl]

It's Saturday...Semper Fi.