Things you don't say to your wife

[RiverCityFolks]

Tim Hawkins Things you don't say to your wife


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

 

[mcolford]

Good stuff.

 

[Nightwalker65]

 

[Effingham]

I wouldn't recommend them on girlfriends, either.

Hint: When they ask, "does this dress make my butt look big," you can't escape by saying "it's the DRESS, it's not your butt." There is no out after you've said "yes."