Things your Father always said growing up

[Bunnykid68]

With a **** eating grin on his face he would tell us to spend the nite with a friend, he has something to discuss with our mother.

 

[miguel]

"Don't let this gray hair fool you..." (usually said to someone in a parking lot or store)

"Never start a fight, but always finish it."

Love you, Dad!

 

[MrSmitty]

"Because I said so!"

 

[SirRealism]

"Go back and close that door the right way ten times." To this day, I can't stand it when people slam doors.

 

[Mog]

"Who ever told you life was going to be fair?" (to any kid railing against the Great Unfairness Of It All du jour)

Of guns, power tools, etc-- "You don't have to be afraid of it. You have to respect what it can do." "That (saw, bullet, etc) doesn't know the difference between a hand and a piece of wood."

He had a lot of good advice and insight that have served me well over the years. This is the second Father's Day without him. He is missed.

 

[Security122]

"It's not a bargain if you don't need it."

 

[chocktaw2]

Save your money!

 

[Dargasonus]

My grandfather always use to say "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while"

 

[kickbacked]

"you'd make the pope cuss"
" its better to be pissed off, than pissed on"
and im sure there is ton more i cant think of off the top of my head

 

[BarryJaxon]

"One of these days you`ll understand"Took a while but he was right!

 

[buford t justice]

Dont do what most people do, cause most people are stupid.

keep doin that and ill hit you so hard your shirt tail will run up your back like a window
blind

 

[Jimbovia]

"Why don't I just save you the trouble and smash this for you right now"

 

[OZZY.40]

When you are 18 and move out.

 

[sgreen3]

-Woman are like lighters if you go messin around with them to much you'll get burned.

 

[ThrottleJockey]

" it's close enough for government work, I guess it'll do for here "

 

[HICKMAN]

If you really want to hear some good ones, look for ****mydadsays on Twitter. This guy is so good it's going to be printed as a book lol.

and a TV show for a bit

 

[HICKMAN]

"what you don't have in your head, you make up for with the rest of your body".

 

[USMC_0311]

I can't hear your head rattle boy.

 

[truegrit]

"Learn a trade You'll never be out of work long"

 

[shadowdweller61]

The two things I remember most from my Dad:

Any job worth doing is worth doing right

don't sh** in your mess kit boy



Love ya Dad!!!