THREE DAYS - INJURY FREE!

[rhino]

Aluminum Training Karambit G3 - Kali Gear

Found a pic for you to use, Rhino...

Thank you, sir! It came in handy already!

 

[BluePig]

Is this going to be like at work... when nobody gets hurt for 90 days, we all get donuts?

 

[Slawburger]

Is this going to be like at work... when nobody gets hurt for 90 days, we all get donuts?

I sense weight loss in my future.

 

[hopper68]

http://www.amazon.com/Animal-Planet...id=1428282427&sr=1-18&keywords=animal+bandage

 

[rhino]

It's Monday morning. I have determined that there is a strong correlation between my lack of recent karambit-related injuries and the karambit not being in my possession during that time.

I understand than in police work, this is known as "a clue."

 

[BehindBlueI's]

It's Monday morning. I have determined that there is a strong correlation between my lack of recent karambit-related injuries and the karambit not being in my possession during that time.

I understand than in police work, this is known as "a clue."

It certainly strikes one as plausible.

 

[shootersix]

[video=youtube;dhRUe-gz690]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690[/video]

 

[451_Detonics]

I'll let you play with my karabit, it hasn't been "blooded" yet and could use the cutting practice...

View attachment 37513

 

[hopper68]

What Rhino pictures himself doing

[video=youtube;eK0AP5zMvh8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK0AP5zMvh8[/video]

Reality

[video=youtube;hiKZqz1QKm4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKZqz1QKm4[/video]

 

[rhino]

Yeah, I can't argue with the truth (this time).

 

[rhino]

The clock rolled over to 9 days as of 23:05 last night!

 

[MadBomber]

The clock rolled over to 9 days as of 23:05 last night!

As I texted you earlier, your curious bit of braggadocio is a certain Kiss of Death. I fully expect to see you Tuesday, severed in half and wheeling yourself in to work on a mechanics creeper, oozing a trail of blood that rivals any episode of The Walking Dead.

I can't wait!!!

*just kidding...I'm glad you're learning to play safe!

 

[rhino]

Thank you, sir.

However, if your scenario does ensue, please feel free to laugh as it will be appropriate.

 

[shootersix]

i keep checkin the thread to see if rhino needs any bandaids!

 

[rhino]

i keep checkin the thread to see if rhino needs any bandaids!

I received a whole box of Hello Kitty Band-Aids last night.

 

[chezuki]

Wait for it...

 

[The Bubba Effect]

I'm so happy to say that I caused the above incident using my jedi mind control skillz.

 

[rhino]

I would post a clever rebuttal at this point, but it's difficult to type without two of those fingers shown in that (now) nostalgic photo. CHUBBY TODDLER HANDS!

You'll note that the knife is clearly moving at high speed, thus causing it to be blurred in the image. CLEARLY.

What I find amusing (other than I continue to be stupid) is that none of the servers said anything about me doing that. I may have received some odd, silent reactions behind my back, however.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Sliced my left thumb open last night while cleaning and sharpening the collection.

Yet again, I must pick up rhino's slack. Yet again.

The culprit: Kerhsaw Cyclone.

 

[pudly]

So, depending on rhino's current epidermis integrity, he can mock you?