"To Protect & Serve"

[ticktwrter]

You'd be surprised how often stuff like this happens and no one knows. Most of the officers I work with are animal lovers.

 

[88GT]

Well, considering Indiana prosecutes people for running over ducks, I say "Bravo!" to that officer. He let someone avoid a felony!

What the duck?!?

Good thing no one was around when I did it.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

What kind of sick creep would harass a duck? HOW would you harass a duck? "Hey, Quackie! That toupee looks terrible! What's with the feet? Too good for toes, are ya?!" See? It doesn't really work.

One uses a motor vehicle: Driver gets 60-day sentence for running over ducks - Toledo Blade

 

[Cameramonkey]

Good for that officer.

Now them flying poop machines known as canadian geese can DIAF for all I care. Ducks are cool but geese? ugh.

 

[Scutter01]

Technically... harrasment of waterfowl is whatever the heck Mr Green Jeans feels like at the moment. It could be as simple as feeding them at the park all the way to shaking their eggs to prevent unwanted nesting. DNR rules are fairly open to interpretation, especially baiting regs.

One uses a motor vehicle: Driver gets 60-day sentence for running over ducks - Toledo Blade

You guys really know how to run with a bit. You must be great at parties.

 

[flashpuppy]

You guys really know how to run with a bit. You must be great at parties.

I talk with my hands. It livens things up.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Well, considering Indiana prosecutes people for running over ducks, I say "Bravo!" to that officer. He let someone avoid a felony!

Wait, what? Does that mean I can write ducks and geese a ticket for jaywalking?

Ah, I see the article said they were in a parking lot. No citations.

 

[flashpuppy]

...jaywaddling?

FIFY

 

[Mike Grasso]

Hmmmm "to protect and to serve", Ducks, people, it's all the same to me, actually the ducks are way easier to deal with.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

...jaywaddling?

FIFY

 

[Disposable Heart]

WRONG!! WRONG!! WRONG!! Shoulda' used his patrol rifle. 55gr Federal Bonded puts a duck DOWN... A combination of ASP swings, boot stomps, OC and Taser fire would mop up the chicks...

 

[Rhoadmar]

Oh duck off!

 

[PeaShooter]

Well, considering Indiana prosecutes people for running over ducks, I say "Bravo!" to that officer. He let someone avoid a felony!

Don't they know how to "duck"?

 

[Gluemanz28]

You guys and all of your post just Quacks me up

 

[T755]

nice

 

[Mark 1911]

Quack quack!

 

[hoosierdoc]

When I see them crossing roads I honk and get close without hitting them. I don't consider it harassment, I consider it education to not cross roads.