Top 10 reasons men prefer guns to women

[jqunac]

I just love this!


#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

[bluegrassrules]

:0)
Cheers

 

[MCrupe]

Nice, my wife and I both got a kick outta this

 

[JetGirl]

Not this again.
OK, let's revisit 2008:

Why women prefer guns over men:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.

#9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one just like hers to keep for yourself.

#7. Guns don’t snore.

#6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loner.

#5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns are easier to fix.

#3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

#1. You don’t mind one being in your pants 24/7, even when you're bloated.

 

[CSK22]

Oops Jet got em!

 

[JetGirl]

Oops Jet got em!

Easy to retrieve it when you're the author of it.

 

[churchmouse]

All I can say is my guns (none of them) will not get me a beer, cook, clean (even themselves darn it) or do the grocery shopping.

Do I still get to keep the man card....please

 

[leakywaders]

I prefer a gun strapped to a womens hip, nothing more sexy then that!

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Well done jq & Jet!

 

[Sylvain]

All I can say is my guns (none of them) will not get me a beer, cook, clean (even themselves darn it) or do the grocery shopping.

Do I still get to keep the man card....please

You know if you have to ask you probably lost it a while ago ...

 

[Mackey]

Not this again.
OK, let's revisit 2008:

Why women prefer guns over men:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.

#9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one just like hers to keep for yourself.

#7. Guns don’t snore.

#6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loner.

#5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns are easier to fix.

#3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

#1. You don’t mind one being in your pants 24/7, even when you're bloated.

Hmmmm

I don't know. I think I like the OP's version better.

It reminds me of when my friend George got a sex change.
I said "George .... er ... I mean, Georgina, did it hurt when you got those breast implants?"
"No," he ... I mean, she replied, "didn't hurt one bit."
"What about when they wacked your pee pee off, ... did that hurt?" I asked.
"No, silly," said the new woman, "I didn't feel a thing."
But then she paused.
"You know what really hurt though," she said.
"What?"
"When they drilled that hole in my head and let out half my brain."

[and JetGirl says, "It's on!"]

 

[I am the cheese]

funny stuff

 

[ditto]

All I can say is my guns (none of them) will not get me a beer, cook, clean (even themselves darn it) or do the grocery shopping.

Do I still get to keep the man card....please

Would you get her a beer, cook for her, clean for her, do the grocery shopping if she in turn just busted her ass working a 12 hour shift?

If not, you're talking about a MAID, not a WOMAN.

 

[Sylvain]

Would you get her a beer, cook for her, clean for her, do the grocery shopping if she in turn just busted her ass working a 12 hour shift?

If not, you're talking about a MAID, not a WOMAN.

 

[JetGirl]

"When they drilled that hole in my head and let out half my brain."

[and JetGirl says, "It's on!"]

They didn't take it out. They just moved it up.

 

[churchmouse]

Would you get her a beer, cook for her, clean for her, do the grocery shopping if she in turn just busted her ass working a 12 hour shift?

If not, you're talking about a MAID, not a WOMAN.

HHmmmm, lets see. So far this weekend I have cooked breakfast both days, bought dinner last night (same as cooking in a mans view) Loaded the dishwasher 2 times, swept the house and my son has done the laundry.
Oh, and I worked a bit yesterday as well and am leaving soon to run a few no heat calls.
Do I still get to keep my mancard.....please

 

[Sonick]

Not this again.
OK, let's revisit 2008:

Why women prefer guns over men:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.

#9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one just like hers to keep for yourself.

#7. Guns don’t snore.

#6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loner.

#5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns are easier to fix.

#3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

#1. You don’t mind one being in your pants 24/7, even when you're bloated.

 

[churchmouse]

You know if you have to ask you probably lost it a while ago ...

Yeah, I know. Hoping for some compassion........

 

[churchmouse]

They didn't take it out. They just moved it up.

Fortunately we as men reach a point in life that Alzheimer's takes over the short brain and life is so much simpler....really. Still fun to read the menus but no longer driven to eat at all the cafe's.

 

[Max Volume]

The action on my firearm will always open....<ducking now>