Toughest poll ever - perfectly cooked meat forever vs. going vegetarian forever

[Expat]

Who is Mila Kunis?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

It's only a meal. I can eat pretty fast. As long as I don't have to look at her, I'll take my bacon. Plus, I'll probably lose a little weight with this option.

 

[ATOMonkey]

Do I also get to have sex with Mila?

I can already eat salad and watch porn.

 

[Whitsettd8]

I'm with ATO if I don't get to bang her I'll just tape this to Rosie's face..

 

[goinggreyfast]

I'm very happily married to the most beautiful woman in the world, so I have no desire to see either of them naked. Yes, Mila Kunis is a hottie, but she's young enough to be my daughter and that's just kinda sick. I'll take the meat and focus looking directly on my meal with my ears covered thankyouverymuch!

 

[rich8483]

You are a horrible person for this poll. It was a tough decision. But i have gotten really good at saying umm humm, yeah, and is that so..

married?

 

[Patriotic Precision]

Bye Meat

I would do a lot worst then to give up to stay away from Rosie. I wouldn't be able to keep the best cut of meat down if she sitting there naked.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm very happily married to the most beautiful woman in the world, so I have no desire to see either of them naked. Yes, Mila Kunis is a hottie, but she's young enough to be my daughter and that's just kinda sick. I'll take the meat and focus looking directly on my meal with my ears covered thankyouverymuch!

You are a very wise man...



to remember your wife may be watching

 

[indytechnerd]

I voted (A), and will have the focus of a Shaolin Monk whilst I am dining on ribeyes and bacon.

 

[88GT]

Easy enough for me: Option A. Naked women, gross or not, don't do much for me.

 

[.452browning]

Mila is attractive, but to me honestly not worth giving up the meat. I'll blindfold myself.

Bring it Rosie....

GIFSoup

 

[ATM]

...I wouldn't be able to keep the best cut of meat down if she sitting there naked.

I am quite certain my meat would stay down.

I voted (A), and will have the focus of a Shaolin Monk whilst I am dining on ribeyes and bacon.

*gong sounds*

 

[goinggreyfast]

 

[goinggreyfast]

You are a very wise man...



to remember your wife may be watching

MAY be watching??? She's sitting right here!

 

[cbseniour]

My wife and I went vegetarian for about 3 years, she liked it I didn't.
You have to work very hard to cook vegetarian meals that are truly appetizing.

There are hundreds of products out t here pretending to be veggie and taste lilke or similar to meat.. Leave them alone, if you decide to go veggie just learn to cook and enjoy veggies. Good recipies are plentiful but most do take more prep and they are not as cheap as you might think.

On the up side you can have bread with every meal , I made my own, You will probably loose a little weight and your pee won't stink and your poop will float.

ON the down side you fart continually, beano is your friend.
Your friends think you are strange especially at cook outs and pot lucks.
Other veggie's the ones who approach it like a religion will want to become your friends but talking too them is like listening to a never ending sermon.

And speaking for myself I spent 3 years wanting the taste of a good steak or even a cheeseburger.

Good Luck with what ever you decide.

 

[ATOMonkey]

We are practically vegetarians out of necessity. Meat is expensive.

 

[Ted]

I had to google a photo of Mila. Eh, she's okay I suppose. I'd rather take Jennifer Morrison, Amy Adams, or a number of others I consider more sultry attractive.

I'd sit across from Rosie, just to **** her off and watch her stroke out.

ETA to the OP: Have fun in Winnipeg, eating Back Bacon, eh.

 

[TopDog]

Not if I have to give up steak.

If you live long enough, you will get to a point in your life where you realize no woman is worth giving up steak for the rest of you life. You will also come to realize that for every super hot babe you see there is a guy just wishing he could get away from her. Don't believe me? Ask Tiger Woods...

 

[Caleb]

My desire for sexual attention is greater the desire to eat meat...

I suppose you could cut a hole in your t-bone stake

 

[patience0830]

Jenny Anniston is more my style and a lot closer to my age but I'd get GERD from throwing up every time I saw/heard Ro-- Ro- ro. Shucks, I can't even say it out loud.