Trying to maintain sanity while being on sick leave is getting harder

[Fullmag]

Not to brag but I have had 18 back procedures, 3 shoulder operations and 1 neck fusion plus military injuries. I am sooo over surgeries. My cervical area is toast. I keep falling apart. Anyone have any superglue?

Oh wow! The surgeries are so advanced these days. I can’t help but think of the one day surgical centers as drives thru’s. I’ve had a couple but this last one really hurt. When I was off I watched all of the Beverly Hillbillies reruns, lol.

 

[KokomoDave]

Lucky you. I can afford basic cable only.

 

[JeepHammer]

I've exceeded the 5 million dollars requirements for my bionics. I have cobalt alloy, titanium and stainless hardware. No super human strength, just Viagra.

I know the feeling...
Enough 'Exotic' metals I can't walk through a metal detector... always in my underwear on the 'Group W' bench at the airport,
My only 'Super Power' is knowing precisely when the barometric pressure changes.
When you eat something salty you wonder if you are going to rust,
Now I have this creeping fear I'm going to walk by a junkyard someday and the crane magnet is going to snatch me off the ground!

They say, 'Take Up A Hobby!', then bring the knitting lady in...
That's every bit as fun as binge watching LOUD commercials or watching paint dry.

I do wish I'd thought of sharpening stuff, the way my wife treats knives it would have burned up at least a day.
When I told the doctor I was cleaning guns he asked me if I was suicidal and wanted to put me on anti-depressants!!!!!
I had to CAREFULLY explain to him that I had time, and guns can always stand a cleaning/oiling when in storage...
You have to explain to some city people when you are cleaning, nothing is loaded!

I told my wife I was going to 'Trim The Yard A Little' and promptly rode the mower to the fishing hole!
Seems work is OK, but fishing wasn't, so I fished from the mower seat.
(That's using the old nogin'!)
I should have thought about hooking up the wagon (with a cooler) but I was just trying to escape...

If I'd been thinking ahead, I wouldn't have mowed a path to the river, it might have taken another hour for her to find me!
The way it was I couldn't stop thinking about her following the mower track out past the well house, around the fire ring, then over to check the well tube/cap, down past the fruit trees, then to the dock...
Reminded me of the old Sunday morning paper cartoons when they show a kids path getting somewhere!

Hope you get 'Parole' soon, at least fishing rights!