TSA Junk Touchers...

[indytechnerd]

"Touch my junk and I'll have you arrested"

 

[SemperFiUSMC]

dupe.

IBTL

 

[Expat]

IBTL

 

[indykid]

This is probably one of the few thread dupes that I think is worth keeping. There comes a point when things like these atrocities need to stop. Pretty soon you will have to strip down naked and there are people who will say they will do anything to have safe transport.

Sorry, the life we lead has risks but there is one guarantee, we die. The founders and explorers of this country all took risks knowing that they weren't far from their maker at all times.

How much liberty do we give up in the name of safety? At what point do we stop patting down crippled old men and women and become politically incorrect and do what is really needed?

If we keep taking liberties from US citizens, we might as well admit it and say the enemy has won.

I'm sorry, but after D.B.Cooper the institution of metal detectors and luggage screening did a great job of preventing hijacking.

The unfortunate part of life in a free country is that there will always be idiots taking guns to school to kill students and teachers, so ban schools.

There will always be those who get drunk and climb behind the wheel of a car and kill someone, ban cars.

So where do we stop before we are just like old Communist Soviet Union, or worse?

 

[Scutter01]

This is probably one of the few thread dupes that I think is worth keeping. There comes a point when things like these atrocities need to stop. Pretty soon you will have to strip down naked and there are people who will say they will do anything to have safe transport.

Agreed.

 

[indytechnerd]

What's the dupe thread? I figured I was in pretty quick, and searching for 'junk' doesn't get me what I'm looking for.

 

[indyjoe]

What's the dupe thread? I figured I was in pretty quick, and searching for 'junk' doesn't get me what I'm looking for.

I didn't use "junk" in my post. https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...8-wow_an_american_standing_up_for_rights.html

 

[rambone]

COME AND TOUCH THEM!!!

 

[Expat]

I liked this pic. These people are brain dead.

 

[snowman46919]

Doesn't this pretty much make tsa agents legal prostitutes??

 

[Que]

All you have to do is start moaning, "Ohhhhh, that's the way I like it." That will either lengthen or shorten your search, so you will be taking a chance.

 

[infidel]

Just following orders!

 

[rambone]

Just following orders!

Ditto. Don't blame us - we don't write the laws, we just enforce them. We have no responsibility for our actions.

 

[BigMatt]

I would let them search me if there is a wide selection of TSA workers and I got to choose which one got to touch my junk.

 

[rambone]

IT GETS IN THE MICROWAVE OR ELSE IT GETS THE BATON AGAIN!!

IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!!

 

[indytechnerd]

I'm thinking 2 options...

1. Request they focus on specific areas - "Can you work a little extra right there between the shoulderblades? It's been a little tight lately and my chiropractor is on vacation."
2. Do your best impression of the infamous scene in "When Harry Met Sally".

 

[BigMatt]

Over the line...

 

[pudly]

Doesn't this pretty much make tsa agents legal prostitutes??

No, prostitution is a consensual act and is illegal. This is molestation, but is legal.

 

[ATM]

The right of the people to be secure in their junk, against unreasonable searches and groping, shall not be violated...

Paraphrased, of course.

 

[Compatriot G]

Here's my question: After TSA gets done feeling me up, should I tip the TSA agent? Or should I tip them only if they do a good job?