Saw that happen to somebody stopped in front of me the other day. They didn’t bother pulling out of the way, the passenger jumped out and left the door open. As I was commenting about how it would be nice if they would move off the road I see the turtle just peeing all over the dude carrying it, I swear that turtle must have been 99% water weight cause it just kept goingYears ago, on (I think) SR135 south of Nashville, IN I happened across a turtle in the middle of the road. I picked him up to get him off of it and he peed on me as thanks.
Screw turtles.