UN evacuated due to "strange odor"...

[ArmedProgrammer]

U.N. Security Council evacuated due to suspicious odor - CNN.com

Go ahead and fire up the Jay Leno joke machine.... the punch lines are too easy...

 

[Disposable Heart]

Wait.... Where's Rambone....?

 

[Eddie]

Uhh...soumething is rotten in the state of Denmark?

 

[eldirector]

Wait.... Where's Rambone....?

He smells like gas and sulfur? I never would have guessed....

Oh, that's not what you meant. Sorry.

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

Must have been the French guy that farted... or forgot to shower (again)..

or was it Putin taking off his shoe (a la Kruschev)???

This is just too easy...

 

[eldirector]

I just find it ironic that it was something in the Security Council that prompted the evacuation.

 

[LEaSH]

They're all such drama queens.

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

I can hear it now... "look Fidel... when we said 'evacuate', that wasn't what we meant..."

 

[rambone]

Wait.... Where's Rambone....?

Rambone only wishes he could use the U.N. as a toilet.

 

[eldirector]

Rambone only wishes he could use the U.N. as a toilet.

I, for one, would PAY to fill you up with Mexican food and cheap beer, and send you on a UN tour!

 

[printcraft]

It's chili day at the U.N. cafeteria?


They are producing more bull than usual at the U.N.?


iranian president ahmadinejad is in town and the smell is brimstone?

 

[TiminMishawaka]

They must have gotten a whiff of integrity and had to clear the place out.

 

[Liberty's Teeth]

Maybe some of the hot air in the room escaped through a lower orifice.

 

[clgustaveson]

You know what they say "Whomever smelt it first, it is he who delt it".

 

[Disposable Heart]

I, for one, would PAY to fill you up with Mexican food and cheap beer, and send you on a UN tour!

We would need to play some very nice, poetic music on the way there, say "Fight the Power" by Public Enemy?

You know what they say "Whomever smelt it first, it is he who delt it".

They need a resolution to declare that first... majority vote of the Security Council...

 

[E5RANGER375]

Chile just doesnt agree with some people I guess

 

[Disposable Heart]

It's the UN, it's all hot air... If it isn't coming out of their mouths, it's coming out of their...

 

[Leadeye]

Hot air always makes bad odors worse.

 

[WWIIIDefender]

Did Nancy visit the UN?

 

[gunowner930]

Rambone only wishes he could use the U.N. as a toilet.

How about toilet paper rolls in UN colors?