Useless thread, 6000 one-liners: You can own and carry but?

[MbMinx]

And WHICH wrong name you utter

Agree, agree, agree!

 

[mrortega]

And WHICH wrong name you utter

Agree, agree, agree!

Remedy; never call your wife anything other than, "Oh, baby."

 

[Beau]

Remedy; never call your wife anything other than, "Oh, baby."

"Wench" is my all time favorite.

 

[Hornett]

For some odd reason when you call them "Woman" like Jesus did his own mother, it makes them mad.
I don't get it.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

For some odd reason when you call them "Woman" like Jesus did his own mother, it makes them mad.
I don't get it.

I did that once.

 

[mrortega]

You can refer to her side of the family as "Her people" like an old timer in Tennessee that I worked with says.

How about "Hot Stuff". That should make your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend and ?????? all happy.

 

[ralphb72]

"Worse than marked for life, would be marked for death!"
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I loved that movie, "Marked for Death"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRsNaVq2NU

 

[Beau]

Oh good Lawd! I thought it was finally over.

 

[Beau]

Guess not.

 

[Beau]

Guess what?

 

[Beau]

POWNAGE

 

[Beau]

I'm 36 and my girlfriend is 22. Who has two thumbs and a grin on his face? That's right, this guy.

 

[pudly]

 

[sharkey]

 

[MarkM]

I'm usually great about balancing out work and INGO. ..but this thread caused my productivity to plummet.

 

[littletommy]

I'm usually great about balancing out work and INGO. ..but this thread caused my productivity to plummet.

It's almost hypnotic in its stupidity, isn't it?

 

[gunsrfun]

Can 't believe this tin can is still getting kicked down the road

 

[Beau]

I wonder if mods take bribes to make threads disappear?

 

[OWGEM]

I wonder if mods take bribes to make threads disappear?

I'll contribute.

 

[Caleb]

I'll contribute.

Have we met before?