Walmart has rules.....

[shootersix]

sure you can walk into Walmart in your pajamas, but if you walk in in your underwear to buy some pj's you get trespassed!..."thanks bin laden!"

 

[Dead Duck]

Mmmmm. Salty Wine.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Mmmmm. Salty Wine.

You have to rinse out the Pringles can first, you heathen.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

You have to rinse out the Pringles can first, you heathen.

I’m betting anyone rolling around Walmart in an electric scooter drinking wine out of a pringles can at 6:30 in the morning hasn’t rinsed out their can first. I doubt that is where she draws the line

 

[JCSR]

I'm guessing that there was evidence of some kind that he was operating the vehicle somewhere other than his driveway.

Yes, he was napping with the keys in the ignition. His argument about being in his own driveway fell on deaf ears.
He blew 2 times the limit after napping several hours.

 

[mom45]

So now I wonder if she was drinking it with a straw so she didn't spill any of it.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

Can you get a dui on private property?

Yes, although I've heard most police don't generally bother unless they get called out usually when someone is injured. But "electric personal mobility assistance devices" are exempt. Not sure if the walmart scooters would count.

I remember a case from a few years back where a guy got one mowing his yard. Rolled the mower on a hill and was disoriented and smelled of alcohol when the police showed up. The charges were eventually dismissed because they didn't do chemical tests andhe had a head injury which would explain his disorientation.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

So now I wonder if she was drinking it with a straw so she didn't spill any of it.

You're putting an awful lot of thought into this mom. You're not planning a trip to Walmart soon are you?

 

[mom45]

You're putting an awful lot of thought into this mom. You're not planning a trip to Walmart soon are you?

Well, I don't normally shop there, but this could be a reason to start if they are giving out free wine and pringles. Just trying to decide if they provide the straws too!

 

[femurphy77]

Well, I don't normally shop there, but this could be a reason to start if they are giving out free wine and pringles. Just trying to decide if they provide the straws too!

Just don't forget to clean out your can before you put the wine in it. They have a name for this but can't think of it off the top of my head. . . .

 

[Cygnus]

I'm guessing that there was evidence of some kind that he was operating the vehicle somewhere other than his driveway.

Yes, he was napping with the keys in the ignition. His argument about being in his own driveway fell on deaf ears.
He blew 2 times the limit after napping several hours.

Yes, although I've heard most police don't generally bother unless they get called out usually when someone is injured. But "electric personal mobility assistance devices" are exempt. Not sure if the walmart scooters would count.

I remember a case from a few years back where a guy got one mowing his yard. Rolled the mower on a hill and was disoriented and smelled of alcohol when the police showed up. The charges were eventually dismissed because they didn't do chemical tests andhe had a head injury which would explain his disorientation.

I am pretty sure that in MI if you can easily drive up from the road to where you are (easement?) , you can get a DUI. Case made the news a few years back. Perhaps it's the one some of you
mentioned.

 

[mom45]

Just don't forget to clean out your can before you put the wine in it. They have a name for this but can't think of it off the top of my head. . . .

Clean can....got it.

 

[amboy49]

Says she started drinking at 9 am. . . . . . . .rookie!

You can’t drink ALL DAY if you don’t start early ! !

 

[Tactically Fat]

This woman is my spirit animal.

 

[Alamo]

750ml wine bottle fits in a Pringles can. Don't ask me how I know.

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Ok, here's how I know: https://www.foodandwine.com/news/drink-wine-pringles-can


22oz Budweiser can also fits in a Pringles can: 22 Outstanding Ways to Re-Use Pringles Cans

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I am pretty sure that in MI if you can easily drive up from the road to where you are (easement?) , you can get a DUI. Case made the news a few years back. Perhaps it's the one some of you
mentioned.

The case I'm thinking of was definitely in IN, and there is no requirement to easily drive up to the road here either. You can also get a DUI on a non motorized vehicle such as a bicycle or horse drawn wagon. But not for riding a horse.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Clean can....got it.

Always good advice.

 

[mom45]

750ml wine bottle fits in a Pringles can. Don't ask me how I know.

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Ok, here's how I know: https://www.foodandwine.com/news/drink-wine-pringles-can


22oz Budweiser can also fits in a Pringles can: 22 Outstanding Ways to Re-Use Pringles Cans

This is good info!!

 

[pitbulld45]

Well, I don't normally shop there, but this could be a reason to start if they are giving out free wine and pringles. Just trying to decide if they provide the straws too!

No, you have to bring your own.

 

[mom45]

No, you have to bring your own.

I better buy one of those fancy stainless steel ones so I don't get arrested for using a plastic one.

This is getting complicated!