Found this on another site.Thought it was good for a laugh.
Alas, Another Wal-Mart Episode...
I know these Wal-Mart stories get a bit redundant, but I had a good laugher at a Wal-Mart in North Phoenix yesterday. I stopped in to get just a bottle of cleaning solvent because my local store was out of it (they never seem to restock quickly). Anyway, I had trouble finding the sporting goods gun section in the store, as it has been relegated to a very small area in the corner of the store, and they no longer sell firearms there. I found my solvent, and asked the employee why the gun section had been reduced to such a small size. She said, “It’s because of the war.” I responded with, “Pardon?” She said, “Wal-Mart can’t sell guns and supplies like they used to because it’s all going over to fight the war in Iraq.” So, now we all know the big secret about this…and it’s George Bush’s fault too, dog gone it!
Alas, Another Wal-Mart Episode...
I know these Wal-Mart stories get a bit redundant, but I had a good laugher at a Wal-Mart in North Phoenix yesterday. I stopped in to get just a bottle of cleaning solvent because my local store was out of it (they never seem to restock quickly). Anyway, I had trouble finding the sporting goods gun section in the store, as it has been relegated to a very small area in the corner of the store, and they no longer sell firearms there. I found my solvent, and asked the employee why the gun section had been reduced to such a small size. She said, “It’s because of the war.” I responded with, “Pardon?” She said, “Wal-Mart can’t sell guns and supplies like they used to because it’s all going over to fight the war in Iraq.” So, now we all know the big secret about this…and it’s George Bush’s fault too, dog gone it!