WE MUST BAN OREO's

[Westside]

New study finds oreo's are as addictive or more than COCAINE.

Study: Oreos are as addictive as cocaine - 13 WTHR Indianapolis

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/10/15/college-study-finds-oreo-cookies-are-as-addictive-as-drugs/

http://www.conncoll.edu/news/news-a...ictive-as-drugs-in-lab-rats-.htm#.Ul6Z2BCsp8G


edited to add the study.

 

[Lebowski]

I tried to eat an Oreo once. I wanted just one. I then ate two sleeves out of a package.

Highly addictive.

 

[HoughMade]

Ban them? That's just what "Big Cookie" wants.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Oreos are addictive but Pringles are just as bad. I can eat a whole sleeve of those things and still want more.

 

[lovemachine]

Oreos > bacon.

 

[Lebowski]

Oreos are to cookies what meth is to coffee.

 

[Rhoadmar]

Oreos > bacon.

I have to disagree. After reading this I am craving bacon not Oreos.

 

[ViperJock]

Last week I was at the dollar general and two guys came in to rob the place. I was in the back so I moved forward getting ready to throw lead if the clerks life appeared to be in danger. That's when I overheard this:

BG 1 "dude, just put the money in the bag!"

BG 2 "hurry man! I needs me some Oreos or I'm gonna lose it and shoot this guy!"

Clerk "please I don't wanna die!".

At this point i step in and say "relax guys, Why not just take the Oreos here, aint nobody got to die!"
so they take a bag and use. It was a close call, but everybody came out ok so...

anyway I totally get it now. Thanks for posting OP!

 

[boogieman]

nothing better than a glass of cold milk and a fresh sleeve of double stuff oreos.

 

[gregkl]

I'm like that with Thin Mints. With Oreos, I can stop at less than a sleeve.

 

[indykid]

No, what we need to do is ban stupid studies!

 

[femurphy77]

No, what we need to do is ban stupid studies!

What are you some kind of nut?

Look at how much fun we have with stupid studies!!

 

[Sylvain]

Oreos are addictive but Pringles are just as bad. I can eat a whole sleeve of those things and still want more.

 

[mdmayo]

Originally Posted by lovemachine
Oreos > bacon.

Now this is just crazy talk. However the new MEGASTUFFED Oreos may just be as good as bacon. I'm thinking Bacon-Oreo Cheesecake...

 

[chezuki]

Dammit. You had to make it weird didn't you?!?

I don't care, I'm still eating them!!!

 

[wizard_of_ahs]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Must...resist...urge...to...go...to...grocery...store...to...buy...Oreos...and...Pringles...

 

[wildhair]

I crush them into a powder, cook it down, put it in a syringe, and SHOOT it up. It is much better than just eating them, but you feel like hell the next day.

 

[indygunguy]

Oh man, you guys ever had the Golden Oreos? If regular Oreos are cocaine, the golden ones are crack.

So good.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the grocery for something unrelated...

 

[Dead Duck]

When I was in England, I experimented with Oreos a time or two and I didn't like it.
I didn't swallow and never tried it again.