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  • Denny347

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    I have a family so mentally deficient that when they needed money, what did they do? They ripped out copper plumbing and sold it for scrap. Big deal you say...it was their OWN HOUSE....hahaha. True story. They go next door to their parents house to use the shower, bathroom.
     

    ! twitty

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    Wow, that was freaking hilarious. I can't believe that the cops took that long before doing something to the groom that kept swinging on them.
     

    MrsXtremeVel

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    TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING
    10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters

    9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

    8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops

    Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

    7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

    6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

    5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

    4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

    3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

    2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

    ....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...
    Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem! :laugh:
     

    Scutter01

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    3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

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    redneckmedic

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    TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING
    10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters
    9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

    8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops

    Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

    7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"

    6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden

    5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

    4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

    3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos

    2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

    ....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...

    Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem! :laugh:

    You post all that like its a bad thing :dunno:


    Neg Rep In Bound :rofl:
     
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