Ah, Mr. Goodwrench
Man, that sounds like a terrible experience. I can see why, even if your pain had been under control, you wouldn't have been getting any sleep. I gave up trying to sleep in the bed and moved myself to a chair. I'm 34, have normal blood pressure and in generally very good health. Do I really need to be shoved around every 3 minutes and listen to an air compressor all night? If rest is important for recovery, they certainly do their best to make sure you don't get any. Whoever decided that everyone should get one of these beds should be drug out into the street and shot.
and all the alarms they hook you up to so they know if anything goes wrong, like your oxygen level drops. Seems I have sleep apnea, undiagnosed still, and every time I would get into a good, sound sleep, the alarm would go off. They finally put me on oxygen after I threatened to rip all the stuff off. The air compressor was a nice white noise for me.
Anyway, glad you made it through fine and are home.