Westgate resorts to scan guests for weapons

[Bill of Rights]

If you break their rules by being armed in their lobby, at what point are they somehow enabled to "take you into custody" at all, whether at gunpoint or not?

I can see them telling you to leave or escorting you off of the property, but custody??

I can't help but laugh at the idea of some "security" noob trying to take the Rhino into custody:

(pimply kid with nasal voice) Um, sir, if you'll please come with me. I'm detaining you."

(The Mighty Rhino) "Unhand me, knave! I say, unhand me or prepare to have thy spleen ventilated!"

(pkwnv) "You can't do that while you're being detained, sir."

(TMR) (whispers) "Kid, you're in over your head. Back off and I won't have to thump you."

(pkwnv) "But sir, it says in the rule book here on page 29, paragr-OOF!"

(TMR) "Betcha didn't think that rule book would fit up there, didja, kid?"

On the positive side, Rhino has as a defense that he was saving the kid some money.

Kid won't have to buy toilet paper for a long time after this.

 

[rhino]

I can't help but laugh at the idea of some "security" noob trying to take the Rhino into custody:

(pimply kid with nasal voice) Um, sir, if you'll please come with me. I'm detaining you."

(The Mighty Rhino) "Unhand me, knave! I say, unhand me or prepare to have thy spleen ventilated!"

(pkwnv) "You can't do that while you're being detained, sir."

(TMR) (whispers) "Kid, you're in over your head. Back off and I won't have to thump you."

(pkwnv) "But sir, it says in the rule book here on page 29, paragr-OOF!"

(TMR) "Betcha didn't think that rule book would fit up there, didja, kid?"

On the positive side, Rhino has as a defense that he was saving the kid some money.

Kid won't have to buy toilet paper for a long time after this.

BRILLIANT!!!