What’s in the Mystery Box in my safe (contest)

[Lucas156]

its a box within a box

 

[GunSlinger]

Geez, this is too easy. It's Jimmy Hoffa!!

 

[joslar15]

An old baggie, an empty red disposable butane lighter, a frisbee and a glass bong?

 

[sepe]

I kilo of the purest Peruvian flake, 2 kilos of China White, big black fist of rage, 5 assorted butt plugs, and an Obama mask.

 

[Scutter01]

Does it feel like sort of a "B" universe?

 

[jamie12]

its full of .22's

 

[snowdrifter]

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg[/ame]

 

[snorko]

The sad thing is this is going to turn into another Geraldo Rivera / Capone Vault fiasco. The answer will likely be so mundane compared to the stellar efforts here.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

I'm guessing it is the 23 mismatched socks that have been transported out of my laundry via a wormhole to the portal (read mystery box in your safe).

 

[printcraft]

One Eyed Willy's Map and Key?

 

[Scutter01]

Does the box belong to Marcellus?

 

[printcraft]

Does the box belong to Marcellus?

I don't know..... what does Marcellus look like?

 

[Homebrew]

A few receipts, a user manual of some sort, a speed loader, a key that goes to something long forgotten, a few guitar picks, an old zippo lighter, and an old gift card that you forgot to use.

 

[GBuck]

I'm going to say it's spare parts to guns you have upgraded/customized. Mostly 1911 (old triggers, inner parts, barrel bushings) and maybe some from various other guns that you have redone.

 

[indytechnerd]

I don't know..... what does Marcellus look like?

I dunno, but he certainly doesn't look like a *****!

 

[printcraft]

I dunno, but he certainly doesn't look like a *****!

What?!

 

[Scutter01]

Is it a box of Bocks?

 

[indytechnerd]

What?!

Say 'What?' AGAIN!

 

[printcraft]

Enska móðir **** Ger, tala þú það?

 

[gunman41mag]

collection of panties