What happened to Stanley?

[hornadylnl]

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.* After his talk he offers question time.* One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy
.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the*USA*Bomb*Libya*without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when*John McCain*got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to*Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all* Americans don't have health insurance?
*
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
*
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's*right:* question time. Who has a question?"
*
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
*
"Steve," he responds
.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
*
Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about*gay marriage*when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"*****

 

[Stschil]

Me thinks little Stevie is about to find out the answer yo question #6

 

[g+16]

he's on the same island with elevis,hitler, and JFK

 

[Naptown]

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.* After his talk he offers question time.* One little boy puts up his hand and Obama asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy
.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the*USA*Bomb*Libya*without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when*John McCain*got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to*Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all* Americans don't have health insurance?
*
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
*
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's*right:* question time. Who has a question?"
*
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
*
"Steve," he responds
.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
*
Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about*gay marriage*when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"*****

What's the deal with holding the SHIFT key and pressing the number 8 key? Seems a little unnecessary and overused to me.

Cute joke.

 

[hornadylnl]

What's the deal with holding the SHIFT key and pressing the number 8 key? Seems a little unnecessary and overused to me.

Cute joke.

That's how it was in my email. Posted it from my phone so I couldn't easily edit it. I also never understood all of these < things that come in email jokes either.

 

[chocktaw2]

This has been going on for ever!if you don't, your gone. Or the ATF raids your home or business.

 

[Naptown]

That's how it was in my email. Posted it from my phone so I couldn't easily edit it. I also never understood all of these < things that come in email jokes either.

Ah, ok. I thought we were losing you. Yes, I see that on forwards too.

I seriously thought it was like a meow joke. meow.














meow.