For you young guys, when you are walking across the post-apocalyptic wasteland, just beware of the crazy old coots. They managed to survive despite being out of their prime because they'll probably end up eating you.
We are in the same place. Bunker down and stand our ground. Way to long in the tooth to bug out unless we absolutely have to.
Don’t mess with us old guys. No patience with stupid.
Don’t let her read that “heavy” part or you will need medical attention quicker than you thought!