None of this stuff ever happens to me.
Oh, I was mugged once as a teenager and got away with a black eye and my keys. Lost a pack of Marlboros though. Then there was the time in No Africa when some locals who put us up for the night tried to mess with our ladies and we had to fight our way out. Oh, yeah I got into a kick boxing match with a young tough in So. Morocco (I don't know how to kick box and have bad knees). All I ever carried was a 1" swiss knife mainly for the toothpick and the scissors. Still, the only scars I carry are from surgeries, and falling out of my shoes. For some reason, I don't feel like I live in the world described here. After reading this forum for 3 months, I'm almost afraid to leave my house even if they were to remove the restraints (I'm a lot older now). Do they make walkers with gun racks? I suppose if you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail, and if your a nail, everything looks like a hammer.
p.s. I suppose from now on I will wear a knife in my socks, strap an LC9 to my shin(s) a pistol on my hip, a grenade launcher under my arm, and a silkworm missile mounted on my car. All properly holstered. Where to keep the lasershark?
p.p.s. Can we rename this forum IN PTSD
Oh, I was mugged once as a teenager and got away with a black eye and my keys. Lost a pack of Marlboros though. Then there was the time in No Africa when some locals who put us up for the night tried to mess with our ladies and we had to fight our way out. Oh, yeah I got into a kick boxing match with a young tough in So. Morocco (I don't know how to kick box and have bad knees). All I ever carried was a 1" swiss knife mainly for the toothpick and the scissors. Still, the only scars I carry are from surgeries, and falling out of my shoes. For some reason, I don't feel like I live in the world described here. After reading this forum for 3 months, I'm almost afraid to leave my house even if they were to remove the restraints (I'm a lot older now). Do they make walkers with gun racks? I suppose if you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail, and if your a nail, everything looks like a hammer.
p.s. I suppose from now on I will wear a knife in my socks, strap an LC9 to my shin(s) a pistol on my hip, a grenade launcher under my arm, and a silkworm missile mounted on my car. All properly holstered. Where to keep the lasershark?
p.p.s. Can we rename this forum IN PTSD