Winners
Brass Flamingo punch card...
Funny, I actually have a $2 bill and a half-dollar coin in the zippered portion of my wallet. Kinda like my good luck charms or what have you.A bunch of $2 bills.
My wife stole my wallet.
Is your wife a cop? Because we know they like to steal Wallets!
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A bunch of $2 bills.
I used to be an engineer working for the US Navy and while working on a particular project I had to sit in the cockpit of an aircraft equipped with an ejection seat. Apparently, there had once been an incident where someone had grabbed the handle above their head and pulled on it while attempting to get out of a seat that had not been properly disarmed. Consequently, I had to be certified on what not to do, and was issued an official wallet sized card that said I was authorized to sit in an aircraft ejection seat. Unfortunately, I have no idea where it is anymore. I always thought it was something Wily E. Coyote would have in his wallet.