CSB...
I actually managed to end up with scalp lacerations from a ceiling fan.
Rewind to my yout. I was a junior in HS and was on a cool class trip; Marine Biology. It was a class we would spend the winter Saturdays studying in class, then over spring break we would go to the florida keys to Newfound Harbor Marine Institute where we would spend the week snorkeling and continuing the class.
The dorms had metal bladed fans and bunk beds. BAD combination. The one in our room was literally stuck on high. (knob was missing) I didnt realize how close the blades were to the beds and I went to jump up onto the top bunk that first night and caught 3 blade strikes to the left side of my head. (yes, that probably explains a few things) The wounds werent bad, but enough to get my attention. (no profuse bleeding)
The next day we were scheduled to swim in a natural tank/ closed bay with a 5' nurse shark. I put on my gear and jumped in. Aaaaand then immediately jumped right back out. Salt water to the wounds was not pleasant a mere 12 hours post injury.
I did eventually get back to snorkeling the 2nd day, but that first day was a no go.